Ok heres the sitch, Ive been plannin my 19th birthday for weeks now and here was my plan, get the house to my own, invite loads of freinds over, get the drinks a-flowing, put on some tunes n when its in full swing have an underground midget fight. For the midgets im using my nextdoor neighbour Earl and My good freind Karl. Both real midgets. How ever i thought that to help it go extra smooth i would drug em up a bit. Earl on Stearoids and Karl on poppers. However... I think i over dosed Earl... In mid fight Earl K.Oed Karl and in his drug enduced excitement lobbed a fire extinguisher at the crowd and set about setting fire to the kitchen with meths. Before long a full scale brawl ensiued. Me and my mate Ron are locked in the study and Earl is hacking his way in as i type this, i don't think we have long... please help! p.s someone has cut the phone lines and there is smoke coming under the door help. please.
2007-02-05 04:25:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
you're stupid...
2007-02-05 04:48:37 · answer #1 · answered by half sam, half amazing 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The midgets own the mortgage to your home remember? You sold it to them when Emeril couldn't use it for his tv show anymore. He ran out of garlic and had to start filming in Italy and you are allergic to garlic anyway and your friend kept eating all the food before he went on to his live audiences. So he hired his uncle Louie to move the midgets in next door to set you guys up to get you out of the way so they could use the house for the Ballet Association for Overweight Construction Workers. Don't you remember???
2007-02-05 04:37:31 · answer #2 · answered by sheree 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Send an email for help. And knock the midget out. And I hope you've learned why you should NEVER take drugs EVER! And if you don't make it, may God have mercy on your souls...
2007-02-05 04:29:51 · answer #3 · answered by Weston 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, since it's been awhile since this question has been posted, I guess any answers are moot at this point anyway. Good luck, and next time post a more worthwhile question.
2007-02-05 04:29:33 · answer #4 · answered by somebody 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
dial 911..and always remember, midgets are not to be trifled with!
2007-02-05 04:30:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋