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Do you use your hand and pick it out or do you jiggle about on the toilet until it falls

2007-02-05 03:49:55 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

25 answers

I give a little wiggle!

2007-02-05 03:52:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

By the time it gets to that stage Mohammed El Bareidi is usually on the scene so I just sit back, inhale the oxygen provided to me by the good people at the IAEA, and hope that the cleanup team manages to redivert the relevant weather systems in my region to avoid major fallout over heavily populated urban areas.

2007-02-05 04:08:03 · answer #2 · answered by Diarmid 3 · 1 0

No i sort of suck and jiggle at the same time.It usually snaps it off,little bit may remain though which calls for the tissued hand.

2007-02-05 03:52:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Invest in a razor.

The next time you take a shower, prop your foot up on the soap dish like a flamingo and shave off that pesky, incessant, unremitting flock of hair around your... um... you know... and VOILLA!!!! Future dingleberries will no longer hinder the rest of us from answering other, more imperative questions...

2007-02-05 04:15:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Leave it. It will get pushed out the next time I take a dump.

2007-02-05 04:17:33 · answer #5 · answered by edward_the_l0ngshanks 4 · 0 0

Use "Star Trek" toilet paper. It gets rid of the Klingons.

2007-02-05 04:25:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Jiggle to get that clingon off man!

Then it can go and swim with all its other friends you just "Dropped off at the pool".

2007-02-05 03:52:37 · answer #7 · answered by bagmouss 3 · 0 1

That's why I never cut the nail on my little finger - it's great for a good scoop!

2007-02-05 03:52:53 · answer #8 · answered by Carl N 2 · 0 0

You need to use an SOS pad to wipe it off and then shove some Ben-gay up your tushy. Slap!

2007-02-05 04:15:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Give it a proper thrust - you know, when you have to hold on to the seat to prevent yourself launching

2007-02-05 03:52:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Try using domestos and a wire brush .

2007-02-05 03:53:02 · answer #11 · answered by Peter H 2 · 1 0

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