2007-02-05 02:54:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
I would kindly ask him what his intentions are, and ask him if he needs assistance. We do not know his situation, so who can judge him and say he is wrong for breaking into my house, what if he needs money to feed his infant child? I would show him where all my good stuff is, then escort him out of my house after I help him load all his bags up. Then I would shoot him in the head and make sure he's dead so he can't sue me for hurting him.
2007-02-05 03:01:37 · answer #1 · answered by poseidenneptune 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well l would go ape for sure. l was asleep one morning then one day as l woke up my back door was wide open and the latch was broken so someone broke in my house while l was asleep.
2007-02-05 11:03:31 · answer #2 · answered by pamela d 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would pretend to be asleep for as long as possible. I have never thought my possesions were as valuable as my life, but if forced, I would confront the intruder and I would have my weapon.
2007-02-05 11:02:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Introduce him to Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson
2007-02-05 11:35:44 · answer #4 · answered by metoo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start screaming that you are very sick with the PLAGUE and that you are extremely contagious. Then let a big, stinky fart rip out. This should do it.
2007-02-05 11:17:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he was a really hot burgler I would ask him if he had a girlfriend. If he was ugly scream very loudly and run from my house.
2007-02-05 11:14:47 · answer #6 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 quick taps to the center of mass!
2007-02-05 11:03:17 · answer #7 · answered by Steve H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll kick him in the head the taekwondo way and make sure he's out cold. and then i'll bind him to my bed and i'll call the police. fair enough? well i don't learn martial arts to keep them in da club!!
2007-02-05 11:16:51 · answer #8 · answered by keumgang 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would depend on what he looked like. if he was really hot he might end up getting more than he came in for..if he was ugly, well i dont have anything worth stealing anyway.
2007-02-05 11:05:42 · answer #9 · answered by audifey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab the lamp and beat him/her over the head with it.
2007-02-05 11:33:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋