2007-02-05 02:52:29 · 26 answers · asked by Alyosha 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Royalty
Probably the Queen playing a hand of poker. She would no doubt win with a ROYAL FLUSH! Lol :)
2007-02-05 03:41:22 · answer #1 · answered by TrueBrit 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You wouldnt hear anything in the Queens loo, because there would be a sevant at the ready to catch anything before the royal plop. the servant would keep what he caught and sell it on Ebay.
2007-02-05 03:21:55 · answer #2 · answered by kenny r 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You might hear her peeing.
The Queen -- like other women -- only pees. Could you imagine QE2, or Jordan, or Pammy Anderson, or Angelina Jolie walking out of the ladies' room, fanning themselves and saying "Do NOT go in there!!! That curry I had for dinner and the tacos I had for lunch are REALLY coming back on me!"
2007-02-05 05:53:36 · answer #3 · answered by Mr_Canada 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This:
" Oh one does purchase quite fine loo roll . Lovely and smooth for ones wrinkly old bottom, oh achooo (fart noise to follow) oooh one does excuse oneself, one did not intend for that to happen." (silence ... a bit of heavy short spurts of breathing... then a small plop a bigger one then a much bigger one, then a long reign of water, followed by a few small drips)
Loo paper moves ... " ahhh splendid"
2007-02-05 03:09:22 · answer #4 · answered by kel_mccoy_uk555 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Philip flicking through the pages of the Sun, whilst taking a dump.
2007-02-05 02:59:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the answers should read why do you want to know are you some sort of sick royal poop fanatic do you wait in the sewers for the royal doodey to navigate its way into your out stretched fingers to be stored away in a private collection with date time and possible donor?
2007-02-05 03:01:56 · answer #6 · answered by ask the aliens! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I already answered this one before. Her Majesty does not launch Nigerian Submarines. Nor does she smoke bum cigars. She is similar to Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansen who also do not shiit.
2007-02-05 14:38:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Royal Flush!!!
2007-02-05 07:45:52 · answer #8 · answered by bellegurl17 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Much the same bugs as your own
2007-02-05 03:19:55 · answer #9 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A leek at the palace
2007-02-05 02:55:53 · answer #10 · answered by Captain Eyewash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋