2007-02-05 02:07:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computers & Internet ➔ Internet
I suggest that you look into becoming a Pastafarian. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is usually happy to accept new worshippers. Dressing like a pirate will certainly improve your chances of acceptance, and it helps fight global warming! So reach out, take his noodly appendage in your hand, and start believing!
2007-02-05 02:16:08 · answer #1 · answered by Gonzo 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Check out the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
http://www.venganza.org
It is every bit as plausible as the rest of them. Its all a matter of faith, and making the leap to something you can't prove.
2007-02-05 10:15:29 · answer #2 · answered by Amanda H 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
God doesn't come to you. You go to Him. Get it? He's waiting for you. Go now.
2007-02-05 10:17:09 · answer #3 · answered by TMAC 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Someone already did that 2000 years ago..
2007-02-05 10:15:17 · answer #4 · answered by Byakuya 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋