go for it whats your favourite
2007-02-05 02:05:10 · 12 answers · asked by andrew h 2 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ English Football
Watford v Newcastle carling cup match this season.
Newcastle fans to the ref - Are you sha**ing Elton John ?
Watford fans to the ref - Are you sha**ing Ant and Dec ?
gave everyone a laugh !
2007-02-05 04:25:56 · answer #1 · answered by Flying Scotsman 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Michael Shields got 10 more years,
Now he's being bummed by queers.
10 more years and no parole,
Now he's got a sore arsehole.
There are others; a lot worse, but this is my favourite.
Of all time, I would have to say the worst chant I have ever heard was at a Feyenoord-Ajax game. I would rather not explain their rivalry and the history or WW2 and the Holocaust it ties into, but lets just say there are a couple of Anti-Semetic chants that are at the least disturbing.
2007-02-05 10:20:56 · answer #2 · answered by Wittmann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In your northern slums
your mums on the game and your dads in the nick
you can't get a job cause your too f***ing thick
in your northern slums.
Or
We can't read
we can't write
we wear gold and Nike's
we all come from Gillingham
and we're all F***ing pikies
Although Sittingbourne Fans to Chatham fans:
All Bling and Burberry
high teenage pregnancy
no father on the scene
all robbing cash machines
Is my favorite non-Gillingham one.
2007-02-05 17:20:45 · answer #3 · answered by Noe Ide-Ear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sung by AFC Wimbledon fans:
We are Wombles,
Super Wombles
We are Wombles
From Plough Lane
We drink champagne
We snort cocaine
We've got ladies over here
You've got sh!t jobs
You shag your dogs
And you're wife is on the game
We drink Campari
We drive Ferraris
We've got wombles in our lives
You've got bus stops
Second-hand shops
And your mum' s in "Readers' Wives"
2007-02-05 15:38:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your shyt and you lost the war... England to Germany (tune of "1 nil to the Engaland").
If you all hate Ronaldo clap your hands... (tune she'll be comin' round the mountain)
And of course the classics, Football's coming home and Come on you spurs.
2007-02-05 15:37:07 · answer #5 · answered by COYS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To Chelsea fans after Cole and Gallas swap.
We got a willie.. You got a C**t
2007-02-05 16:05:18 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best used when the opposition forward has missed a howler:
(to the One XX XX There's only one XX XX tune)
"Score in a brothel, you couldn't score in a brothel!"
2007-02-05 10:20:31 · answer #7 · answered by igorolman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who put the ball in the scousers net
who put the ball in the scousers net
who put the ball in the scousers net
half of f*****g europe.
2007-02-05 11:27:40 · answer #8 · answered by drawman61 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GRAHAM POLL YOU A C**T , YOUR A C**T, AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A C**T, YOUR ALWAYS BE A C**T, A C**T, A C**T.
CHELSEA FANS WHEN EVER MR POLL ( A C**T ) OFFICIATES
WAYNE ROONEY, WAYNE ROONEY, HE'S FAT, HE'S SCOUSE, HE'LL ROB YOUR F**KING HOUSE, WAYNE ROONEY , WAYNE ROONEY.
2007-02-05 16:11:30 · answer #9 · answered by scottie322 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can stick sol cambell up your @rse
you can stick sol cambell up your @rse
you can stick sol stick sol cambell
cos we got ledley at the back!
2007-02-05 11:02:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋