No you can't; but go into the bathroom with a magazine so you can get the honeymoon out of the way.
2007-02-05 01:41:38
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answered by Rob D 5
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Because MOST nations include in their laws the definition of marriage as being one male married to one female....I think you'd have a problem convincing the priest to conduct such a ceremony.
In the meantime....a bit less caffiene may help you!
Best wishes!
2007-02-05 01:34:17
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answered by KC V ™ 7
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No. It takes two separate parties to marry (or otherwise contract). Theoretically you could incorporate yourself and marry the corporation, but I think the laws of most states require 'man and woman' type of categories.
Prejudice, I know.
2007-02-05 01:40:13
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answered by DAR 7
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Thats a good question, very amusing too... you werent serious were you? cant tell anymore!....
What if you had both male and female organs? Few people do... Id like to know the answer to this too :) if not just for the sake of knowing uselss S****
Peace
2007-02-05 01:42:50
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answered by Kira 4
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i would like to know the answer to this as well. because i love myself...very well in fact. and i think i could make me happy. i already know i get along with me. and i do fall in love with myself every time i glance in a mirror.
2007-02-05 01:34:34
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answered by Jenn 2
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You need to get out more
2007-02-05 01:36:59
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answered by Anonymous
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you already have your body and mind to your own self. what the heck do you want more? that is already an "egocentric" attitude
which to many is not normal.
2007-02-05 01:40:05
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answered by Anonymous
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Would you still have to pay alimoni to yourself if you divorced yourself?? :D Its definetly wacko but possible!
2007-02-05 11:07:29
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answered by ice daemon 1
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If you marry yourself, does that mean you can go f**k yourself, too?
2007-02-05 01:32:55
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answered by tangerine 7
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