use a well known popular song but alter the words, i'll start you off-tothe tune of blue sued shoes-
well i'm here for the money
i,m here for the show
i'm here with my ego so go man go
but dont you, step in my p.m. shoes
that means brown , lay of of my p.m. shoes. ect ect ect
just one verse each please
2007-02-05 00:12:44 · 13 answers · asked by trucker 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Government
Its got to be the Great Pretender on the A side and Your so Vain on the flip.
2007-02-06 03:34:01 · answer #1 · answered by Jim G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go Now
Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
He Aint Heavy (Oh Sorry, Yes He Is. He's John Prescott)
Gonna Sit Right Down and Write My Resignation.
Who Will Buy (This Wonderful Peerage).
Gorden Brown (by The Stranglers)
2007-02-05 08:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Already been written " The Wankers Song" by Ivor Biggun And The Red Nosed Burglers. Honest, Google it.
2007-02-05 08:35:41 · answer #3 · answered by dingdong 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will survive (esp for the ladies)
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that
I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
Jeans!
Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
2007-02-05 08:26:56 · answer #4 · answered by Mercia L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about Bob Dylan's 'Positively Fourth Street'?
2007-02-05 08:24:02 · answer #5 · answered by fred35 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about 'Youve got to pick a pocket or two' from the musical Oliver.You dont really need to change the words.
2007-02-05 08:21:20 · answer #6 · answered by frankturk50 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tony i think trucker is a sucker who can write a song
all day long he stays at home smockin on the bong
he never got up to cook his food when he felt empty
talked crap on the net i will hit you sucker dont tempt me
i think of somethin i wrtie it down n make it flow
wheneva you talk oyu dont walk plus you gotta 2 go
next time we meet tryna writin it better
cause if you voilate what i wrote i'll write one
in blood m.utha.fuc/ka!!!
2007-02-05 08:25:02 · answer #7 · answered by THUG LIFE 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hit the road Jack and don't you come back no more.
2007-02-05 15:47:00 · answer #8 · answered by Beau Brummell 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that dude up there above me owned you. ill be glad when he meets u again and f's u up
write one about your friend obl.
dont step on my camel shes my girlfriend
bush has killed all my generals and it just dont end
and thats a memo
2007-02-05 08:27:57 · answer #9 · answered by call me ishmael #549 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
'Things can only get better' - by D-ream - he certainly has made this true.
Or here what about this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1vwKZiDsY4
2007-02-05 08:32:39 · answer #10 · answered by LongJohns 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋