what is the best excuse / worst excuse / funniest excuse for ringing in sick you have used or heard
ill use the best one at 5:30 when im ment to be on my way to work
2007-02-04 23:45:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
During last year I found myself still partying at 5am one Monday morning, still wasted from too much dr*gs and alcohol. Not having the best attendance record, I decided I'm going to be honest and just face the consequences. So I called my supervisor and told I'm too drunk to come to work. BAD IDEA!!! I'm currently facing a disciplining enquiry for the offence.
That's the last time I'll ever be honest again!
2007-02-05 00:05:48 · answer #1 · answered by Soren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best one I still have yet to use, but I will when the time is right. I have 2 variations.
I am locked out my house, and my car keys are still inside.
Or
I am locked in the house, some one has locked it from the outside, and I dont have keys to unlock it (which is true). I cant go through the back because it has a padlock on the other side.
It is so unbelievable, it would have to be believed.
2007-02-05 08:11:04 · answer #2 · answered by natasha * 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick by Shel Silverstein
"I cannot go to school today," Said little Peggy Ann McKay. "I have the measles and the mumps, A gash, a rash and purple bumps. My mouth is wet, my throat is dry, I'm going blind in my right eye. My tonsils are as big as rocks, 'I've counted sixteen chicken pox And there's one more-- that's seventeen, And don't you think that my face looks green? My leg is cut, my eyes are blue--
My hip hurts when I move my chin, My belly button's caving in, My back is wrecked, my ankle's sprained, My 'pendix pains each time it rains. My nose is cold, my toes are numb, I have a sliver in my thumb. My neck is stiff, my spine is weak, I hardly whisper when I speak. My tongue is filling up my mouth, I think my hair is falling out. It might be instamatic flu. I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke, I'm sure that my left leg is broke--
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight, My temperature is one-o-eight. My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear, There is a hole inside my ear. I have a hangnail, and my heart is--what? What's that? What's that you say? You say that today is... Saturday? G'bye, I'm going out to play!"
2007-02-05 07:49:50 · answer #3 · answered by Natashya K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have gone into work ill today which sucks as three people have phoned in sick so far!!
The worst excuse would be:
I burnt my tongue on my hot coffee this morning so i can't speak properly!!
2007-02-05 07:51:15 · answer #4 · answered by Vamp82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny I called in sick yesterday LOL, I once said that I got food poisoning from a birthday cake. That was kinda stupid on my part. LOL
2007-02-05 07:48:19 · answer #5 · answered by Charles J. Rhoades 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know,but I work 3rd and about 15 people called in last night!
2007-02-05 07:58:14 · answer #6 · answered by J♥R♥R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where I worked before, a lady reported to me that she would be out because of a funeral - over a week away.
2007-02-05 07:49:19 · answer #7 · answered by ra63 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have phoned in sick today. I have a hang over
2007-02-05 07:48:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not my fault, it's yours.
I can't come to work because the sight of your face makes me feel physically sick.
2007-02-05 07:49:37 · answer #9 · answered by jim G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i got stomach flu. been up all nite diarrhea and feel like throwing up. didn't get any sleep all nite. i think im gonna stay in and get some rest. hope i'll feel better tomorrow.
2007-02-05 07:51:05 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋