I was in rikers Island one time.While reading the news paper about some woman who was in a car accident I realised it was my cell mates mom!The paper reported that she was uninjured.I tore this section away!I put on a serious poker face and told my friend his mom was killed..Lol!He didnt believe me untill I started listing details like the make of the car.I ended by giving him the paper.He was so wound up by that point he believed she was really dead!He was trying so hard not to cry!I finally told him she was fine and gave him the missing piece of news paper.
2007-02-04 23:57:32
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answered by Anonymous
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I don't know if this is the best, but it's the most recent. It was my daughters sweet 16 Saturday and we got her a card that said, "To a special boy" and then inside, we cut a dollar bill in half and put it inside. The look on her face was priceless. Then we had another card, the real deal with the other dollar half in it. We told her we didn't have enough money to get her a birthday present this year. A little while later I yelled at her to get her stuff out of the bathroom. When she came in, there was a set of keys on the sink to her new birthday car. She was in shock and so excited!
2007-02-05 07:53:16
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answered by ஐ♥Gin♥ஐ 6
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In the hospital where I work, the ER doctor likes to sleep in between cases on the night shift. He sleeps very heavily, as a matter of fact. Last night the Paramedics put a toe tag on him while he was sleeping. Ha! I couldn't stick around for the hilarity after shift this morning. I can't wait to hear what happened!
2007-02-05 07:56:19
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answered by Anonymous
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on April fools day, which turned out to be a tradition for me (my now retired boss never did catch on)
The best one had to be when we all chipped in a few bucks, and hired a stripper,she was to come in like she was applying for a job (she had already called to set up the interview). When they went into his office,the guy who was with her turned on the music,my boss came stormning out of his office wanting to know why the music was so loud, and when he went back in his office she was doing her thing - HILARIOUS.
The best i've ever done!
2007-02-05 07:58:51
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answered by Anonymous
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No, it was at a friend's B'day Party. He fell for those candles you can't blow out. I just told him he wouldn't get his wish because those damn candles wouldn't blow out. He freaked when they didn't!! Everybody laughed of course!! Felt bad. But here I am 10 years later and I'm almost over it!! And he forgot it!! @8-(
2007-02-05 07:51:50
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answered by Dovey 7
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gently pounding on the restroom wall making it rumble like an earthquake. Our boss came running out buttoning his pants with eyes like hub caps.
They did it to me on my first day while I was in the dark room
2007-02-05 07:56:08
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answered by MamaJupe 5
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Asked a new flight attendant to go to the pilot and ask for a "long stand".......she was there all flight.
Oh, and swoped the demo life jacket for a real one - it blew during the demo.
2007-02-05 07:50:08
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answered by Anonymous
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