I did a poo on the couch?

Question

Is this acceptable?

Answer 1

The very fact you can spell the word acceptable denotes you are well past the age of toilet training.
That said unless you have fecal incontinence due to a medical condition or because you are geriatric you are thoroughly disgusting and if this is the best question you can come up with you need psychiatric help

Answer 2

as long as you did'nt eat it afterwords