2007-02-04 21:45:05 · 12 answers · asked by ?only?me? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
one of my housemates said this to someone in the pub, "your far too ugly to be that loud"
2007-02-04 21:47:59 · answer #1 · answered by Russell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The funniest thing I ever heard someone say was a guy from Boston chastising a New York Cop for the way he was driving in California. When the Cop made an illegal U Turn, it shook everyone up in the car and the guy from Boston hollers out "NO MORE NEW YORK SHUFFLES!!"
I Cr 13;8a
2007-02-05 05:49:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funniest/stupidest thing I've ever heard was by a friend of mine who described his newborn daughter by saying, "She looks just like a little person."
2007-02-05 06:14:16 · answer #3 · answered by lustatfirstbite 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wounds from the past make her stumble. Wait the funniest would have to be my gap pal...trailing neverending toilet paper that was still rolling off the dispenser... and she was like, what is following me?
2007-02-05 05:46:52 · answer #4 · answered by kowalley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at a couples house one time for a BBQ and the husband started making fun of the wife about being good at softball. (better than him). He made a degrading remark about her being a man. Her reply: Maybe I am, wanna see my balls? She reached into her pocket and pulled her hand back out as if she was holding something...then she said to him "Oh wait, these are yours!!"
2007-02-05 06:05:49 · answer #5 · answered by himaintance75 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We had a teacher in grade school who told the students to "draw a straight circle", and once he scolded three students and said, You, you, and you. The both of you! I want to see your parents, tomorrow morning, right now!".....amen!
2007-02-05 05:58:54 · answer #6 · answered by sheer♥black 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" I'm not like the other lady you dated. I would never tell you I loved you and then take advantage of you. " --- but She was and did as all she wanted was a meal ticket/sugar daddy. when the money was gone so was She.
2007-02-05 08:49:23 · answer #7 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
silly answer but a friend of mine was always saying he had to go to the pharmacy to fill his medicine subscription. he did it subconciously his whole life.
2007-02-05 05:50:20 · answer #8 · answered by dude_port 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I dont have issues"
hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa.
its called being dillusional
2007-02-05 05:57:24 · answer #9 · answered by supagrrrl84 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some tree walked into me...
2007-02-05 05:57:50 · answer #10 · answered by Reb Da Rebel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋