a competition coming up in the summer, I am in the SCA and my persona is a 16th century courtesan and at QUAD war they have wench wars, part of that is insults and I need some imaginative ones, i've already created some such as Why my good sir I thought chivalry was dead? No milady chivalry is not dead? Why then my good sir drink this poison and I shall be rid of you, I bid you goodday Milord chilvalry.
2007-02-04 18:27:47 · 9 answers · asked by Natashya K 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I fart in your general direction... Monty Python, I believe... not sure how official that is, though...
2007-02-04 18:31:31 · answer #1 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good day to you Sir but might I make a simple request?
Why I think that would be adequate Milady. Er, what might it be?
Well I was wondering, kind sir, if you could leap out of that window and into the mote.
Whyever would you wante me to do that Milady?
Well you see Milord, I've been experiencing a rodent problem. Very large rodents who are obnoxious, pigheaded and downright ugly.
Then, if I may be so humble as to ask Milady, what is the purpose of your request?
Isn't it obvious Milord? I'm doing away witht the hideous rodent problem. Goodday to you kind Sir.
2007-02-05 02:37:06 · answer #2 · answered by j e s s i c a a シ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail.....
2007-02-05 02:30:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know that if you "bite your thumb" at someone - its the equivilant of flipping them the middle finger in this day and age - its from Shakespeare!
2007-02-05 02:31:44 · answer #4 · answered by supagrrrl84 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you have cable, watch Rome on HBO. Attia and Servila go at it pretty good!!! If you don't have cable, make friends.
2007-02-05 02:30:46 · answer #5 · answered by bklyn2808 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thy mother hast knoweth realtions with more peasants than ye olde corner harlot.
2007-02-05 02:33:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
calling someone a flatfoot is a classic one
2007-02-05 02:30:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pox on you, knave!
2007-02-05 02:30:41 · answer #8 · answered by RoninShonen 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i dare not laugh for fear of reciving your bad air.
shakespear.
2007-02-05 02:31:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋