Isn't a lap dance where the guy sits on the chair and the girl dances on his lap?

Question

I've never been to a strip club, but I always understood it that way, and the girl shakes her goodies in his face, but I am trying to do it for my man on Valentines and I got the Carmen Electra video, but it says that you don't dance with the guy on the chair. Is this true? Are there two chairs? And also, when do I strip down? At the beginning, in the middle of it, or what?

Answer 1

when will you be available for a private party, eh?...

Answer 2

A lap dance can also be called a private dance or a couch dance.

Mostly, the dancer undresses in the very beginning. There is contact between the dancer and the customer, it is usually the end result of the "tease" of being in the strip club to begin with.

I'd work the tease by implying that maybe you'll do a lap dance all night, or expressing curiosity about strippers, or saying you keep thinking about getting a job as a stripper. Something like that.

I wouldn't mess with using a chair, go for a couch. High heels aren't essential, and will get in the way if you need to step on the couch. (Dancers step on the couch with their high heels, but it isn't there couch!)

Don't forget perfumes and lotions, so you'll be sweet smelling and soft.

Good luck, and don't forget to have fun yourself!

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Oops, I forgot about music. I'd look for something hard rocking, something new and unexpected. Ask different people what songs they're listening to, be more specific about what you want it for if you can. Buy a CD or download something from iTunes or similar services. Or go to an Internet radio station (like on iTunes,) and listen to something you wouldn't regularly listen to. You might even try a "This music really puts me in a strange mood" kind of discussion.

Answer 3

Elda I have been to several strip clubs. Most of the women there are nasty. and I dont mean that in a sexual way . But dont let that scare you I reccomend that you (yourself) go to a good clean strip club and find a pretty stripper .Ask her if for a lap dance .She will be more than happy to give you one, mabe for free (The strippers do this to turn the guys on ) She may have a favorite song to dance to. so she may wait to dance. When she starts to give you a lap dance she will teeeez you with her body,Mabe by rubbing her self, bending over showing you her ars and rubbing her body on your body. Throughout all this she will remove clothing one piece at a time exposing herself. to you If her moves and body stimulate you (sexualy) a bit thats good Pay close attention to whats making you quiver It's teaching you what you can do, to better stimulate your man I hope that this helps Happy Valentines day P.S you can do it shake dat ***

Answer 4

Yeah a lap dance is when the guy sits in the chair and u Tease him by making provocative moves in his face literally,and start by removing clothing items and teasing him like maybe by wrapping a scarf or boa around his neck etc and TEASE TEASE TEASE and then eventually you have just your high heels on so dance dance on girl.... pick a good song tool

Answer 5

a lap dance is pretty much when a girl sits in the guy's lap and "dances" for him in his lap. it's a fine art. if you do it too fast, it's over too soon, if you do it too long, he gets bored. and for god's sake, never, ever, ever attempt a lap dance for your man unless you are wearing a really high pair of "stripper shoes". it just doesn't work without them. is there a strip club near you? just go...women go all the time now...it's fun! and you can see how it's done.

Answer 6

he can give you a lap dance too. Take each piece of clothing off slowly-one at a time.-dress like a school girl, short plaid pleated skirt,white button up-(or down in your case) collared shirt, knee high socks high heels.hair in a pony tail that you let down. By the end of it all you are in your birthday suit. One chair you tease him, dance around him sit on his lap , dance somemore. You don't sit in his lap the whole time.

Answer 7

I wasted my money on the Carmen Electra striptease too. It's nothing but her staring at herself in the mirror. I do like her though.
Just throw on some hot outfit and a some Ying Yang Whisper song Put him in the chair, pop your booty, clap your booty, shake your booty take off somethin here and there.

Answer 8

You strip down at the end if your in Reno Nevada or another Country. Anywhere else you'll get arrested. LOL!

Or if they tell you to meet them outside.

'-)

Answer 9

If you are going to dance on his lap, please don't wear stiletto heals..