What Sneaky things are happening in your Workplace?

Question

CoolAs - just 2 paperclips? LOL

Bucket - ROFLMAO thats a crackup

Nikki - was the wine filtered?

Vocalist - lol a bit of a wild one

Answer 1

Tom and Rachel are having a secret affair that everyone knows about and Kath is jealous cos she has a crush on Tom, and Tony is jealous because he has a crush on Tom. Beth is using business lunches as a free way of eating, while Mr Purcell (don't know his first name, but most of us call him wonky-eyes) is being blackmailed by several employees who have sensitive information about his tax evasion.

Personally, I can leave the office with 17 pens and 2 staplers in my underpants and no one notices. Although Judy thinks I am a pervert for some reason.

Answer 2

At my last job, a guy fell into the wine vat (It was a huge winery) and was mangled. He had to be air lifted to the hospital. They managed to keep it completely out of the news. Now THAT was sneaky!

Anybody feel like a glass of wine?

Answer 3

Whatever you can denote as sneaky has undoubtably happened at my work place. Sex, Theft, Schemes. We even had our latest boss steal over $100,000 from the actual owner and try to take over the business. That is not something you see every day.

Answer 4

one time at an older job I had, I was the receptionist and my boyfriend worked that the same place as a travelling auditer.. (and he was cheating on me) Now, this was years ago - but while he was travelling, I was partying it up with my married Boss and snorting cocaine and having wild weekends in Reno with him.......... No one EVER KNEW....... Not even the boyfriend........ At the SAME time, I was seeing our Director of Marketing and he was friends with my Boss - but neither one would have said a word to anyone cause they were both married and scared of getting busted...... I was also good friends with the Dir of marketings' wife (cause she was an absolutel sweetie)........
When I was working there, I also managed all of the mail (slots) and distribution.................. We used to transfer love letters, notes, info and sometimes drugs in those in office envelopes to eachother........... WILD HUH???

Much older now and way more settled and (G rated lifestyle) but those were some wild days.................................

Answer 5

well im "dating" a coworker my supervisor is interviewing for other jobs shhhh and my boss is lying to corporate about how many goof ups we have had and i took home 2 paperclips and a stamp on friday ....scandalous

Answer 6

I ate the whole container of my boyfriends fav. ice cream. I work at home, but that was pretty sneaky when I blamed it on the dog.

Answer 7

A co-worker of mine always comes in an hour late, then doesn't do anything... she can't be fired because our boss has made racist jokes in front of her....not towards her, but he's afraid she might take it to court if mad!!

Answer 8

people are smoking at their desks and then when you walk past they hide the cig under their desks...um, yeah I can't see that smoke trailing up! ugh I hate smoking, it was bad enough then they pemenantly left the smoking room door open (I sit near the smoking room) but now rules seem totally to have lapsed and smoking at desks is totally normal. and I dont want to be the "office loser" and make a scene. sigh

Answer 9

I really try not to get involved, but afterworkin there a few years, there is some weirdshit goin on.....

Answer 10

Oh u know the regulars, the good old boys club. politics. buncha crooked people there . sexual harassment, regular harassment, u name it