If you were an alarm clock how would you wake me?

Answer 1

I would do a triple Lindy summersault into your cranium.

Answer 2

With the clock intro on the song Time by Pink Floyde: Dark Side of the Moon really loud. Bet that would get you out of bed!
:P

Answer 3

I used to poke my sister in the eyelashes when we were toddlers. :P I could use my current method that works for my daughter: a made-up crazy voiced character that says things like, "Hey, get up man! You look funny in your pajamas, you better get up so I can laugh at you. Ha ha, you only have two legs, ah man you look funny!" Can't sleep with all that maniacal laughter, believe me, but it still beats a traditional alarming BEEP BEEP BEEP...

Answer 4

like an alarm clock

Answer 5

With Good Morning Good Morning blasting at full volume

Answer 6

Lump Hammer to the Forehead!

Answer 7

If I told you, I would get reported for adult content. Anyway, it involves lip gloss, a chained up monkey in a clown suit and some bananas.

Answer 8

I'd become suddenly alive and jump on you till you woke up, Then make loud duck noises just to make sure you stayed awake.

Answer 9

Hmmm ... good question. :)

When it's time for you to get up, I'd start screaming "GET UP" at the top of my lungs, over and over and over again ... and if that doesn't work, say goodbye to your pillow ... still not outta bed? I'd rip the blankets off you so fast, you'd get blanket burn. Still not up? trust me, you really don't wanna know what my "last resort" would be, really ........ *grins*

Answer 10

I'd start off by poking my long hand up your **** and short on up[ your @ss for few seconds and then snooze for few minutes and chookoochoo every hour to remind you all day.