2007-02-04 16:59:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
This one I actually did. I called in (several hours late) to the HR Department. I explained that I was going to be delayed. Perhaps all day. I told them I wasn't allowed to say too much, but only that I was being interviewed by several IRS agents regarding company finances. Then I called the next day and said that the interview had gone into aspects of the company that were very complex, and would take the rest of the day.
While sitting by the pool, enjoying the sun, I could hear my phone ringing almost constantly.
When I returned the next day to work, I was grilled by the CEO and the CFO. Both crooks, by the way. Well, I explained, there was nothing I could tell them. I was under orders not to talk about my discussions. In fact, I told them, I was not even supposed to say that they had met with me. But being the loyal employee that I was, and concerned about any liabilities they may face, I was open and honest about the meeting.
They treated me very well for a while, got me a new car and a few other perks. But then I quit.
They're probably still waiting for an IRS investigation. .
2007-02-05 00:51:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My hubby had a great one and they bought it for a few years... lol He called the base where he is a civilian HD Mechanic and told them that the ferry had froze up... doesnt work anymore, had some Army families move to our little Village in Canada lol There is no water around by the hwy lol
2007-02-04 17:08:23 · answer #2 · answered by catersqueen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From someone I know.His excused for missing work that he had to drive his mom for a docter 's appointment. Or for PTO, he had to stay home couple days to take care of his sick mom.
2007-02-04 17:09:56 · answer #3 · answered by Lilian 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
charlie horse; i didn't realize what it was and i thought i was dying. lol. i don't take pain very well.
another time i locked myself out ot the house and out of my car (i might have been early that day if not for that) anyway i did go to work but i was a couple of hours late. thank god for AAA!
2007-02-04 17:06:05 · answer #4 · answered by Mani 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sick or car trouble are the most reasonable excuses. i try not to get to.....crazy with my excuses. that is when they sound like bull crap
2007-02-04 17:03:12 · answer #5 · answered by angie20k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never made them, i liked my job but...If you want one guaranteed not to get questioned...Just say you have diarrhea, they will get off the phone quick and no need to to say anymore...
2007-02-04 18:26:40 · answer #6 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
either my neck & back hurts or im dizzy....
my boss knows i've a neck & back problems + im hypotensive..
so whenever i tell him that, im excused 2 come 2 work...
lucky me!!
2007-02-04 17:05:36 · answer #7 · answered by 2D1iLuV 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im sick my kids sick..what are they gonna do.?
2007-02-04 17:03:31 · answer #8 · answered by lotusflower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funeral works wonders
2007-02-04 17:03:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋