If you were trapped by a evil villianess and she let you choose what she did to you which would you pick? :-)?

Question

If a super villianess had you trapped and these buttons in front of her which ones would you press want her to press?

The most detailed and creative answer will get the points, (don't believe me? Check my other questions I always pick the best answer, try answering the other ones if you like them so much.)


Here are the buttons:

( o ) Turn you into a Cat
( o ) Turn you into a Statue
( o ) Turn you into Chocolate
( o ) Turn you into Gold
( o ) Turn you into a Bunny

She can press as many as you like, but please describe what the effects would be and how your world would be like afterwards. Also why would you want that?

Note: pressing a button 2 times will undo the effect although you must stick with one pressed


Most creative and detailed answer will get the points. Most impotently have fun! (Spammers and people who hate will transmuted to silver)

Answer 1

All right then, apparently there won't be any talking you out of turning me into something less, or at least different than I am, so after some careful consideration, I will have to go with...cat.
WAIT! Before you do the dastardly deed, let me explain why to you, after all I am not too sure how my lips will work after this. Everyone, especially evil villianesses need a cat for their image, and I am sure that image is really important to you. Now as a cat, I know I have certain inalienable rights...soft bed, the best food; (bunnies are a tasty choice,) excellent places to sharpen my claws,, and being scratched in all the right places on a regular basis. I know this because I have, or I guess it will be HAD a cat up to now and believe me, she had it made. Nothing but sleeping, terrorizing, and being praised. This could be a bit of ok. Oh, could you please make me Siamese, I do like to talk, and one more thing, I don't want you to think that mm mm meeeeow?

Answer 2

Well... I think the only logical answer would be to be turned into a statue, if she pushed the cat button, you'd be considered bad luck for the rest of your life (and thats NOT good is it?), If you were turned into chocolate, at some point somebody would get hungry and eat you and again, thats not good. If you were gold, somebody would steal you, or if it was really hot you could melt, then you'd just be a puddle of gold for people to step in and who wants to be stepped on? And really, bunnys are overrated. They smell really bad most of the time and I don't want to smell bad. Plus they poop silly little turds all day. Who would clean up after you? Obviously not the super villianess, she'd be to busy kidnapping somebody else. The statue would be best because then people would just stare at you and worship you. I know i'd like to be worshipped, who wouldn't? Plus, people could stand under me and id provide shade to them, therefore making the world a better place!!!

Answer 3

I would have her press the Cat button. Cats are smart and independent, like people. As a cat, I would still have freedom. Having nine lives would be pretty sweet too. Seriously though, life as a cat wouldn't be so bad.

Answer 4

first 2 presses for a cat so i can show her affection then 2presses for chocolate so she can feel love other than hate. 2 presses as gold so she can feel the wealth of my affections. 2 presses as a statue so she can refect back on our love and finally 1 press as a bunny-------- so when she falls a sleep after all this--- i hop away!!!!

Answer 5

i would turn myself into a golden bunny. for one, i'd be really expensive, and two, a lot of girls like bunnies! but it would be kinda boring cuz i wouldn't be able to move and that would kinda suk, but oh well, i'd still be expensive!

Answer 6

oooooooookay how about you get out of fantasy land man!!

Answer 7

you seem obsessed with buttons, do you want to talk about it?

Answer 8

oh no, not again...

Answer 9

turn me into a bunny! please.. :P