If i had these buttons in front of me which one would you want me to push? (read details and have fun)?

Question

I had these buttons in front of me which ones would you press want me to press?

The most detailed and creative answer will get the points, (don't believe me? Check my other questions I always pick the best answer, try answering the other ones if you like them so much.)


Here are the buttons:

( o ) Turn everyone into Cats
( o ) Turn everyone into Statues
( o ) Turn everyone into Chocolate
( o ) Turn everyone into Gold
( o ) Turn everyone into Rubber
( o ) Turn everyone into Trees

I can press as many as you like, but please describe what the effects would be and how the world would be like afterwards. Also why would you want that?

Note: pressing a button 2 times will undo the effect and assume that everyone still has their same personality


Most creative and detailed answer will get the points. Most impotently have fun! (Spammers and people who hate will be turned into jello)

Answer 1

Okay well first off you'd have to freeze everyone so you'd have to turn everyone into statues first. You can just press a button and change everyone when they are still moving around. Okay now let's have some fun, let's divide into some groups here, Okay we'll turn one group into cats and one group into trees. We'll hang streamers in the trees so that the cats will run up the trees and tickle everyone that is a tree. Next we'll turn one group into Gold so that we can cash them in and have some money to spend while we are laughing at the cats in the trees. Okay now let's take another group and turn them into chocolate, now this group would need a nice cool climate to live in or else they will melt so we have to remember that. I'm not a big chocolate fan but anybody that would like some could have a nipple here and there. We'd get bored of the cats in the trees after a while so then we'd take some more people, make them statues then turn them into rubber. After we'd had our fun laughing and nippling our conscience would get the best of us and we'd put everything back to normal.

Answer 2

Well, if I had you press buttons, I would select the button that would have everyone turn into chocolate. For one thing, you'd have a bunch of happy women at least once a month desiring everybody in sight! Two, you'd never have to worry about anyone not showing love - you'd probably never get enough of each other. (especially if you have a variety!) But alas! After a period of time, the human race would probably not exist for very long - too much chocolate love would eventually destroy the race!

Answer 3

a creative, imaginative "?" i must say!
there's one problem: does "everyone" include me? how can i press the button twice to undo the effect. if i die, can i assign a proxie?
i guess, regardless i'd have to turn everyone into trees, so as to restore the atmosphere to pre-industrial times. sooner or later i'd think the climate would revert to a lower threat of global warming. if i were unable to press the button, say 200 years in the future, i think some life form would eventually evolve to the point of intelligence and start the process all over again.

Answer 4

First, i think of i might press Button a million, 2, and four on the comparable time, so relatively everyone may be a golden cat statue. Then, i might press button 3, and consume the chocolate. Then button 5, so i will finally discover out what it feels prefer to have bunnies nibble at my intestines.

Answer 5

well cats would be fun just bc we could just lay around all day without a care. just eat, sleep and pooh. lol.

turning everyone into statues wouldnt be too fun to me. then we couldnt move. and birds would just sit on us and poo on us. whats the fun in that??

I love chocolate but it melts. I dont want to melt!!

Now gold is nice. at least then people who dont think they are worth any good can say that they are worth something after all. lol.

Now I pick rubber. Bullets would never penetrate us, guys would already be protected for s-e-x. and sticks and stones cant break our bones. lol. we could never be hurt! but probably wouldnt be a good idea to jump. lol. we would probably bounce around alot. lol. but i pick rubber.

Trees, well while they are pretty and provied oxygen, paper, shade, and fire wood and some live for years and years, i dont think it would be a fun life even though a tree cant think. lol. my luck i would be cut down as soon as i started growing. or a tornado would come and rip me out.

Answer 6

i wouldnt press anyone of the buttons they all have problems..

CATS... cats when not fixed are extremely horny and annoying i know cuz i ahve one and she wasnt fixed for a while and went threw heat though they dont have blood they never get horny as horny as they were again.. i can hear the gasps of the guys already
STATUES... birds would poop on you now how sucky would that be huh huh???
CHOCLATE- well one ppl would eat each other and become cannibals!! also if it got really hot we'd alll melt adn the squirrls would take over the planet and we all know how bad that will be
GOLD- i really would prefer silver but the problem would be that everyone would kidbap each other and pawn each other off for money for drugs and lollypops
RUBBER- well rubber also melts and if you throw a ball at someoen suring dodge ball itd come back adn hit you. how painful!!
TREES- one word-- termites!!!! eww!!!

Answer 7

Turn everyone in to rubber. You could throw stuff at people and it'd just bounce off. Then the people would have no evidence you harmed them (unless it's like a knife or something). I'd be chucking stuff at my ex all day!

Answer 8

Turn everyone into cats button. If you chose any of the others, you couldnt move! As cats, you could at least move around and socialize with other cats.

Answer 9

If everyone includes you.... the switch would be permanent unless you hit "Cats" and (hopefully) a paw would hit the button and switch us all back.

Other than than we would all be Statues, Chocolate, Gold, Rubber, or Trees.. PERMANENTLY!

Answer 10

You have made my day.. when you say "most impotently have fun!"...i dont mind whatever button you push..(next time include a button called turn everyone impotent) LOL