Do you like limericks?

Question

Heres one for example:

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Silly Jill forgot her Pill
And now they have a daughter.

Hows that?

Answer 1

That was crap I surely say
weve heard that one before
Id hide my head in shame away
from abuse thrown in the door
next time you send a little rhyme
for each and all to read
please have a think and take the time
dont make our eyeballs bleed.

Answer 2

That isn't a limerick, sorry. A limerick had 5 lines, thus:

Up the hill followed Jill after Jack;
He fell down on his crown, with a thwack.
While she tittered with laughter
She fell, tumbling after,
And hyperextended her back.

At least she didn't come from Nantucket..........

Answer 3

There was a young girl from Rabat,
who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;
It was fun in the breeding,
But hell in the feeding,
When she found she had no tit for Tat.

(oh this one is funny too!)

There once was a man from kanass
Who's nuts were made out of brass
in stormy weather
he'd clack them together
and lightning shot out of his ***

Answer 4

I like this one

"There once was a woman from Nizez
Whose breasts were of two different sizes
One was so small
It wasn't there at all
And the other was so big it won prizes

Answer 5

No. Not really as English is my second language I cannot write them or fully appreciate them.

Answer 6

i didnt kno that that kind of poem thing was a limerick im telling u its all my old 7th grade english teachers fault.. damn was she a ***** didnt teach me anything

Answer 7

I have heard that one before
The only ones i know will be deleted so i better not

Answer 8

That was good! I like to read them, but I can't write one.

Answer 9

so humpty dumpty sat on a wall.humpty dumpty had a great fall.all the kings horses ,and all the kings men said...........*&#@! him it's only an egg......

Answer 10

fair to middling