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2007-02-05 14:53:20
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answer #1
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answered by redhead1 2
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the truth is that one of the best shopping malls is located on a stationary asteroid that orbits the earth at a rate of speed so that it is readily available to astronauts in our space shuttles that are bored to death of eating the mushy, baby-type food that our government supplies them with for the mission.
in addition, it was recently discovered that at one time, an errant shopping cart became irritated at the way it was being pushed through the market by one of the astronauts, so it decided to get even by running away.
meanwhile, little did they realize that the shopping cart had run off cackling away at the fact that it had stolen a plastic grocery bag and then, when they left the scene, it released it into zero gravity.
the reason it did so was so that the next set of astronauts would believe that there must really be something wrong with that mush food they have to eat on their missions because they all said that they saw such a bag floating in space.
and it remains secret even to this day where the shopping cart is hiding out, and what plans it has to make future visitors to that region of space fear that the government is in on the plot to make them into lunatics, since they can so readily see the moon.
everyone knows that people and sheep that look at the moon will put on wolves' clothing so that they may bay at it incessantly. this way the people of the planet will come to realize that plans to move to different planets is actually a government plot in order that the government can overtake the entire earth.
then they will get complete power over it, without need to spend any campaign money on the prerequisite election population contests.
this secret was initiated when the ancient egyptians sent shuttles into space because it was difficult to plant crops in sand.
in truth, the shopping center is built in the shape of a pyramid, in order that it magically attracts extra shopping bags to it, for free.
2007-02-04 16:44:57
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answer #2
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answered by Louiegirl_Chicago 5
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Roswell, New Mexico and what REALLY is going on in this world with UFOS-- there are too many countries involved in the sitings and too many pilots swearing to what they saw and heard. I think aliens have been here since the pyramids were built and to keep us in line, religion was instituted to keep us in check, and revelation? that will be when they really DO show themselves and come down to earth but it's not going to be like the bible states- the Rapture where the worthy are spared the end, I believe the world as we know it, will disintegrate into a huge fireball..............that's my thoughts, believe it or not.....it certainly makes more sense than the "hype" I was taught in catholic school and church for all these years. If there IS a God, WHY and what reason would justify him allowing little children to be abducted, abused, and murdered; starving to death in impoverish countries; dying torturous deaths from cancer--- I can go on, but it will be too depressing and THAT IS THE POINT- IF THERE TRULY IS A GOD THAT LOVES US SO MUCH, WHY DOES HE ALLOW THE HOLY TO SUFFER, AND THE EVIL TO LIVE WITHOUT REMORSE OR CONSEQUENCE?
2007-02-04 16:20:16
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answered by mac 6
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The Atomic bombs weren't meant to smash them, yet to scare them into resign, and that i does no longer nesascarily call them 'evil' what they were doing is what they theory change into top, evil is nearly a vegetarian declaring someone who eats meat is evil, even in spite of the undeniable fact that the beef eater believes they're doing what's organic. i imagine it change into variety of mandatory, because the jap had the 'demise previously dishonor' motto, which meant they could quite die than lose. So the U. S. used the atomic bombs to exhibit the jap how effectual they were. in spite of the undeniable fact that the in uncomplicated words reason the atomic bomb change into made change into because Albert Einstein expressed situation over the Germans likely making a nuclear weapon. *extra* @kaps WTF dude, the freemasons haven't any faith, they enable any faith and are not area on any sigular conception, quite they search for suggestion from with their 'god' because the 'divine architect' or the 'tremendous architect of the universe' they weren't Jewish, and they don't look to be a secret society, they record their assembly circumstances interior the paper for god's sake! they're a society WITH secrets and techniques. your information, i'm guessing is off some 'conspiracy website'
2016-10-17 05:20:30
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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If it is the most closely guarded secret, why should you know.
2007-02-04 20:45:57
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answered by Unazaki 4
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Biggest secret on the earth --> How one can tell the difference between butter and "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter".
2007-02-04 15:35:25
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answer #6
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answered by Lunarsight 5
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Aliens
2007-02-05 00:49:32
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answered by peg42857 4
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The President is an Alien Oop's I mean Scientologist
2007-02-04 20:14:43
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answered by Anonymous
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That Americans never really landed on the moon.
It was all a mock up during the cold war to make Russia think the US had far more abilities that it did.
One day it will all come out.
2007-02-04 16:24:07
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answer #9
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answered by shopper! 2
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The biggest secert on earth. Well boo's and ghoul's I had to dig deep in my books to find this one. It is secert to the meaning of life. Few have figured it out but killed themselves afterwards since it was so great. It would have done my hart good if it hadn't hallen out in 63.
2007-02-04 15:48:02
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answer #10
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answered by crypt_keeper07 1
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