You wander through the creepy old house when....(read details and post what you would do, have fun)?

Question

As you and your friend wander through the hallways of the old haunted mansion you have chills running down your spine. Your not sure why your so creeped out but you already agreed to spend the night here in exchange for a healthy sum of money. You both try and calm your thoughts by looking at all the old art that is strewn about the place. You marvel at the extreme level of detail on the statues that adorn the halls and wonder how much the owner had paid for them. Just as your both finally starting to realize how stupid it is to be scared a loud slam indicating the doors locking echoes though the hallway. You panic as a white gas floods the room and laps over both of your bodies. Looking over at your friend you realize that a streak of white is slowly moving up their body until it consumed them all. They have just been turned into a statue! You look down at your legs and notice the effect is happening to you!

How do you pose, what does it feel like, etc?

Best response gets the points

Most creative and detailed will win

Answer 1

Cold, so cold and odd feeling. Already can't feel my legs to move them. Oh good, just enough time to suck in a bit of tummy and butt...gotta look good for eternity I guess. Gee, I bet Tim is gonna be pissed that he got froze like that, I wonder if it will be uncomfortable for him to hold his leg at that angle after awhile? Oh crap, I better pose, lets see, lets see??? Oh got it, I'll put my arms out to my side like so and make plenty of room for the pigeons to sit. Oh boy, there goes my neck, sure hope my hair looks ok! I wonder if I will still be able to see and think?
....later...heck, this isn't so bad.....

Answer 2

I would make a pose that is comfortable, I will probably lay down in a comfortable posistion... I also think it will feel at those you are stuck, like tied up so hard that you hand even move a toe, you wilkl feel maybe clasterphobic and I would feel as though I wanted to die and think about how I was going to get unstuck. But before I got turned into stone I would try to make a fun for it, and try to jump out of a window or something. I would do n e thing not to get froze. i would lay my friend down on the ground too next to me so we can be close. :D

Answer 3

My legs are completely numb by now, but I cannot believe that escape is impossible; with an effort, I wrench myself sideways and topple over. My now-marble legs shatter as I hit the floor, but at least I'm beneath the lethal cloud of gas. Earlier, I had noticed a small window at one end of the hall, and although I am bleeding from the stumps of my legs, I manage to roll in that general direction, grabbing a fist-sized chunk of my own marble leg as I go. I make it to the window, fling the chunk of marble, and miracle of miracles, the window breaks! The white gas is sucked out the window into the night, and after a couple of minutes' rest, I pull myself up to the sill and tumble out the window into the shrubbery.
I pull myself a few yards away, take a rest, go a few more yards, rest...and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in a hospital, with doctors telling me I nearly died from loss of blood, both from my stumps and from the cuts I received. "What happened to you?" they ask.
I open my mouth to reply, only to discover I can't speak...I can't tell them what happened inside the old haunted mansion! And as I struggle to get words, -any- words, to come out of my mouth, I can feel the events of last night fading from my--
Hey, who's been using my identity to write weird answers????

Answer 4

I would pose like a beautiful model so if anyone else sees me they will think I am beautiful forever.Perhaps someone will love the look of me, or a complete pervert may kiss me and pooof, here I am alive and well. Then we will return to life outside the house and a love affair thats lasts forever.Well, we can all dream huh?!

Answer 5

So far I have not had that problem. Very few things scare me. Mostly it is th real and living I am scared of.

Ghosts and spirits can't harm any one. People harm themselves out of fear.

Most likely I would spend thenight with listening to the short wave radio and collect the money in the morning.

Answer 6

i'd do more of a comial pensive look maybe giving a thumbs up or the 'rock on' signal with my hand while holding my chin with the other, you know, just to show ppl what my personality was like when i wasnt a statue. it'd probably feel like concrete attached to your legs and eventually your whole body. lol i dont know

Answer 7

I pose like Madonna, a Vogue pose so I look fabulous and it feels like my lower limbs are frost bitten, like I'd just been blasted with some liquid nitrogen. I'm being put into a cryogenic state while I'm still alive...

Answer 8

I pose while flipin the bird; and its cold and tingly! I don't panic cuz there ain't a d*mn thing I can do bout it and I'm now gonna be immortal! What would you pose like?

Answer 9

i will bring on an angelic smile like Mona Lisa and strike up the same pose. I know i will become a master piece like her and become priceless...LOL My moment of glory has arrived....

Answer 10

I would wake up and ask the spa worker to wash off the mud.