Who would win in the following fights?

Question

1) Tom the cat vs Scratchy the cat
2) Jerry the mouse vs Itchy the mouse
3) Batman vs The Green Hornet
4) Robin vs Kato
5) Superman vs Batman
6) Lux Luther vs The Joker
7) Spiderman vs Wonder Woman
8) Frankenstein vs Dracula
9) Aquaman vs Godzilla
10) King Kong vs Gozilla
11) Donkey Kong vs King Kong
12) Peter Pan vs A Frying Pan
13) Mario vs Peach
14) Luigi vs Daisy
15) The Simpsons vs The Griffins
16) A Cat vs A Dog
17) The Flash vs Wolverine
18) Santa's Little Helper vs Snowball 2
19) Snowball 1 vs Snowball 2
20) Polls & Surveys vs Jokes & Riddles
21) Summer vs Winter
22) Spongebob Squarepants vs Patrick Star
23) Nachos vs Pizza
24) The Olympics vs The Super Bowl
25) Snoopy vs Snoop Dogg
26) Charlie Brown vs Garfield
27) Snoopy vs Marmaduke
28) Yodi vs Garfield
29) The Beatles vs The Rolling Stones
30) Pac Man vs Ms. Pac Man
31) Zombies vs The Houston Astros
32) Chickens vs Turkeys
33) An Ape vs A Monkey
34) The Sphinx vs The Statue of Liberty

Answer 1

first one in each choice. you're amazing, marry me!

Answer 2

1) Tom the cat
2) Jerry the mouse
3) The Green Hornet
4) Robin
5) Superman
6) The Joker
7) Spiderman
8) Dracula
9) Aquaman
10) King Kong
11) King Kong
12) Peter Pan
13) Mario
14) Luigi
15) The Simpsons
16) A Dog
17) The Flash
18) Santa's Little Helper
19) Snowball 2
20) Polls & Surveys
21) Winter
22) Spongebob Squarepants
23) Pizza
24) The Olympics
25) Snoopy
26) Charlie Brown
27) Snoopy
28) Garfield
29) The Beatles
30) Pac Man
31) Zombies
32) Chickens
33) A Monkey
34) The Statue of Liberty

Answer 3

1) Scratchy the cat
2) Itchy the mouse
3) The Green Hornet
4) Kato
5) Superman
6) Lux Luther
7) Spiderman
8) Frankenstein
9) Godzilla
10) Gozilla
11) King Kong
12) Peter Pan
13) Peach
14) Daisy
15) The Simpsons
16) A Cat
17) The Flash
18) Snowball 2
19) Snowball 2
20) Jokes & Riddles
21) Summer
22) Patrick Star
23) Pizza
24) The Olympics
25) Snoop Dogg
26) Garfield
27) Marmaduke
28) Yodi
29) The Rolling Stones
30) Ms. Pac Man
31) Zombies
32) Turkeys
33) An Ape
34) The Statue of Liberty

Answer 4

1) Tom the cat
2) Jerry the mouse
3) Batman
4) Robin
5) Batman
6) The Joker
7) Spiderman
8) Frankenstein
9) Godzilla
10) King Kong
11) Donkey Kong
12) Peter Pan
13) Mario
14) Luigi
15) The Simpsons
16) A Dog
17) Wolverine
18) Santa's Little Helper
19) Snowball 2
20) Polls & Surveys
21) Winter
22) Spongebob Squarepants
23) Nachos
24) The Olympics
25) Snoopy
26) Charlie Brown
27) Snoopy
28) Garfield
29) The Beatles
30) Pac Man
31) The Houston Astros
32) Chickens
33) A Monkey
34) The Statue of Liberty


...that was interesting lol ;)

Answer 5

1) Scratchy-Tom's plans always backfire
2) Jerry the Mouse-He always prevails
3) Batman-Kickin' Gadgets
4) Kato
5) Superman-He has superhuman powers, Batman has a costume
6) The Joker-He's plain evil, Luther just wants $ and power
7) WonderWoman-She's hot and has an invisible plane
8) Dracula-He's much smarter and has good night vision
9) AquaMan-I just like him
10) Godzilla would crush King Kong
11) Donkey Kong-has his own video game
12) Peter Pan-Brave enough to wear tights
13) Mario-has more experience
14) Daisy-deceptively innocent
15) Simpsons
16) Cat-more agile
17) The Flash-old school
18) ???
19) ???
20) Polls & Surveys-generates spontaneous humor
21) SUMMER
22) Spongebob Squarepants
23) Pizza-there are no nachorias making deliveries
24) The Olympics-something for everyone
25) Snoopy
26) Garfield-not concerned with pleasing everyone
27) Snoopy
28) Yodi-dumb and loveable
29) The Beatles
30) Ms. Pac Man
31) ???
32) Chickens-nobody says,"Tastes like turkey"
33) Ape-big temper
34) The Statue of Liberty-stands for something greater

Answer 6

1) Scratchy the cat, finishing move: nuclear bomb cake
2) Itchy the mouse, FM: blenderizer
3) Batman, FM: 1B bats
4) Kato, FM: 1B Chinese
5) Batman, FM: pocket full of Kryptonite
6) The Joker (some call him the gangster of love), FM: punch line
7) Spiderman, FM: women hate spiders
8) Frankenstein, FM: blood poisoning
9) Aquaman, FM: drowning
10) Godzilla, FM: gorillas get blinded by love
11) King Kong, FM: Mario & kin
12) A Frying Pan, FM: Peter Pan jumped out of the pan into the fire.
13) Mario, FM: 1UP
14) Daisy, FM: Daisy is a man
15) The Simpsons, FM: Better jokes
16) A Cat vs A Dog, Draw
17) The Flash, FM: eyepoke using adamantium claws
18) Snowball 2, FM: SLH doesn't fight
19) Snowball 1 vs Snowball 2; Draw
20) Polls & Surveys; FM: truth is stranger than fiction
21) Winter; FM: frostbite and blue balls
22) Patrick Star; FM: shuriken
23) Nachos; FM: jalapeno
24) The Olympics, FM: Javelin throw
25) Snoop Dogg, FM: candy
26) Charlie Brown, FM: lasagna poisioning
27) Snoopy; FM Red Baron delusions
28) Garfield; Yoda is dead
29) The Rolling Stones, FM: Jagger swallows the Beatles
30) Ms. Pac Man, FM: lipstick
31) Zombies vs The Houston Astros; FM: draw
32) Turkeys; FM: low fat diet
33) An Ape; FM nobody loves me & my monkey
34) The Statue of Liberty, FM: how long can you carry a torch?

Answer 7

1 scratchy
2 itchy
3 batman
4 robin
5 superman
6 joker
7 spiderman
8 dracula
9 godzilla
10 godzilla
11 king kong
12 frying pan
13 mario
14 luigi
15 simpsons
16 dog
17 wolverine
18 snowball
19 snowball
20 polls & surveys
21 summer
22 patrick star
23 pizza
24 superbowl
25 snoop dogg
26 garfield
27snoopy
28 garfield
29 rolling stones
30 ms pac man
31 zombies
32 turkeys
33 ape
34 sphinx

Answer 8

22) Spongebob Squarepants vs Patrick Star

Answer 9

Sorry...
THIRTY FOUR questions in one question is just too much

Answer 10

I really don't care.