I need a five minute long skit for my school's spirit week competition. The funnier the better and it has to be clean and have no references. It has to involve 9 people, 7 guys and 2 girls and preferably easy to remember stuff since seventh graders have to have this memorized by Friday. So in summary, easy and funny for 9 people.
If you know of any good websites I'd appreciate it.
2007-02-04 14:03:28 · 3 answers · asked by Cara 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Theater & Acting
(Scene: a person dressed as a king sitting down on a chair that's supossed to be a toilet- the audience doesn't know it until the end of the skit. 2 body gaurds besid him.)
King: Where are my important papers?!?!?!
Servant: Here are your important papers! (handing him some papers- it could be like a sports program or something to do with spirit week)
King: These aren't my important papers! Hang her/him! (body gaurds take him/her off-stage) I need my important papers!!
.....This keeps going on for as many people that need to be in the skit. Someone could say they have the papers and then sneeze into it and give it to him. This skit is really flexible on what you want to do.
Then, off-stage someone says "Hey King, here are your important papers!!" They throw a roll of toilet paper at him. I hope this is ok for you. It was a crowd favorite at ours!
2007-02-04 14:19:47 · answer #1 · answered by m-to-the-p 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We always did The Price is Right. You can have a Bob Barker, Barker "beauties," and the contestants are the funny part - you can have Jumping Jenny, or Cowboy Cody, or any other things you make up. The more outrageous the costestants, the better. One of my favorites was always Screaming Sally - the host couldn't get a word out without her screaming in his face.
I always did it for Cheerleading where the point of the skit was to give out the spirit stick for the most spirited squad - you'd have to come up with a different ending. Otherwise, it's mostly improv.
2007-02-04 15:27:19 · answer #2 · answered by Keavy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about a prune juice drinking competition. That would be funny!
2007-02-04 14:11:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋