Ok, so she heads out to the store to do some shopping. I stay home and watch the baby like a good dad would. The baby is a little girl around 4 months old (i think). Anyways we also have a Lab who has pups around 4 weeks old. The baby gets hungry. Im watching TV, i dont feel like getting up and warming her up a bottle so i just stick her down with the dog and let her nurse from it along with the pups. Hey, it worked. She sat there and suckled away. Around the same time my wife came home and threw a fit. WTF? What did i do wrong? Shes threatening to leave and wants a divorce.
Why are women so damn picky? I dont know if shes on her period or what. Maybe when it goes away she will come to her senses.
2007-02-04 13:55:02 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
I was wrong people.
Our baby is a 6 month old boy, not a 4 month old girl. I dont have time to keep up with all that.
2007-02-05 11:31:09 · update #1
But what did the dog think about it? I'd say that's what really matters here.
2007-02-04 15:48:24 · answer #1 · answered by Queen Queso 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
After reading some of your answers and questions, I now realize there is no wife, no baby, no one wanting a divorce, probably no dog. You are alone, you know nothing about family, women, children, dogs. I feel so sorry for you that you have such a pathetic life. All you do is insult women sexually, which shows your impotence, and answer good questions with snide remarks. You are a women hater because of your lack of experience. You hang out in the pregnancy room like a sick pervert. Everyone needs to read some of your pathetic stuff and see for themselves. I decided to take a look when you told women not to ask if they look nice. Oh Please..........
2007-02-05 00:03:54 · answer #2 · answered by Baw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG. I hope you are not serious. Dogs have germs that make babies sick....uh, hello WORMS! especially mother's milk.YOUR SO STUPID YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF!!!! If you want the dog to nurse the baby, why don't you just marry the dog. Your wife has every right to divorce you and you should be put in jail. seek professional help...your suffering from a severe case of "THE DUMBASS"
2007-02-05 09:39:13 · answer #3 · answered by mia m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the hell is wrong with you. If i knew you I would kick you ***. Obviously you dont' do that. First you think your daughter is 4 months old, DUMBASS. Second, your too damn lazy to walk five feet to the refrigerator to get her your bottle. Lastly, I hate you.
2007-02-04 15:51:48 · answer #4 · answered by hellsatans1987 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Honestly I just want points. Your name is even a joke
2007-02-04 15:40:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you try the dog's milk and see what happens.........
2007-02-04 17:32:33 · answer #6 · answered by Amanda B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is wrong with u? thats not right....but thanks for the ponts!!
2007-02-05 08:24:04 · answer #7 · answered by mammakayla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha.. hee hee your funny and sexy! *NOT* thanks for the points!
2007-02-04 17:54:41 · answer #8 · answered by ~Emma's Mommy~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋