Can we have a ruling?

Question

In my new book, the heroine (Albeit a fallen woman) has moved on from blokes taking off her drawers and burning a hole in the appropriate place in her tights with a roll-up, to Knights of the Realm melting the entrance to her favours with a Romeo and Juliet cigar. Partner No/ 2 who fancies himself as a literary critic can't see a progression eben though I have specified the change of denier.

Answer 1

Sounds filthy.

It has no literary merit whatsoever.

Answer 2

Well, to me the cigar idea suffers more from the fear of buring the poor girls lips than it benefits from the possibility of success and what would come afterwards.

I would advocate a move forward to the past, stockings and suspenders. I never will understand why ladies think that rollups, wrinkled knees and difficult access, represent any kind of progress at all. Even the bank robbers have to travel in pairs these days.

Or better still, no tights or panties at all.

Answer 3

this book of your sounds positively filthy and potentialy dangerous especialy from a legal point should someone copy your story in real life and end up with severe burns.

i think i speak for most guys when i say what the hell are you talking about with denier what or who is denier?
as for the romeo and juliet scenario did they even have tights back then i think not, in that era they wore something very different if anything at all.
so do your research properly if you want this to be published.
as for tights nothing sexy or aluring about them. stockings though can be depending on who is wearing them.
by a romeo cigar do you mean a traditional cod piece that a guy would have worn in that era? (making him look like he was always ready for action so to speak).

i'm no expert on clothing, but to be honest you need to do a lot more research before writing anymore regards clothes if this is set in a the past, though if you set it in the distant future you can go as wild as you like with the clothes hell with global warming will anyone need to wear clothes at all?
it is topical why not work it in to your book.
as for what is appealing and sexy varies from person to person. your storey as it stands about the tights would only apeal to a very small minority of the pottential audiance. so get a lot of research on what people would want to read.
as for your current litery critic (partner2) i can see his point, from a male point of view there is no difference between the two scenarios listed.
i think i speak for most guys when i say it is not the clothes that we see when we see a pretty girl/ woman, it is the girl herself.
it does not matter what she is wearing. or is that just me?

anyway good luck with your book.

Answer 4

wow.
all i can say is
i hope she doesn't slip or she won't b doing anything remotely fallen 4 at least a couple of weeks!
& do fish-nets have a denier?
sounds like a fab book, by the way.

Answer 5

sounds like a horrible book

Answer 6

Hahahahaha - brill !

Answer 7

sounds like thrilling stuff

Answer 8

i have no idea what dat means.......speak colonial english plz sike naw lol