my sisters boyfriend just stabbed me with a butcher knife and now it's getting harder to see. there is blood everywhere the key board is getting slippy. heeellpp
2007-02-04 11:25:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
This is freakin stupid. Do you people actually believe this? If you answer this question with stuff like "OMG CALL 911!" you are just as stupid as the person asking the question!
2007-02-04 11:51:05 · answer #1 · answered by krunic_05 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
im assuming that you are kidding because im pretty sure that nobody would be that stupid. obviously you need to go to emerg if you even have an injury. if you have been stabbed i would sujest calling 911 and getting the police involved in the meantime put some pressure on the wound. have fun !
2007-02-04 12:42:23 · answer #2 · answered by cutie pie! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
swallow your mouse and it will block the stab wound from the inside, failing that stick a gerbil up your butt and hold a piece of cheese near the stab wound, the gerbil will run up your colon and through the intestine into the stomach to get at the cheese, as soon as the gerbil sticks its head out the wound will be blocked. You will find this procedure will not reduce your ability to play the piano
2007-02-04 11:32:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny...
(For the low probability case that you aren't joking, may I reccomend going to the hospital? Actually, if it's getting harder to see, don't do that and endanger others, just call 911.)
2007-02-04 11:28:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call 911..
2007-02-04 11:30:47 · answer #5 · answered by voyagerfan67 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
put your finger in the hole and then put 2 fingers then 3 then slowly ripp you skin apart and maybe you will see the insides of your stomach and get rid of that fat with out goin down to the hospital...
2007-02-04 11:30:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if ur not joking then i suggest calling 911. Why the h*** r you on here??????? if you were smart you would have called 911 by now. ree ree
2007-02-04 11:47:30 · answer #7 · answered by FallingOutWithFallOutBoy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think u should go to the hospital or call 911
2007-02-04 11:28:42 · answer #8 · answered by ALEXX.NiiGHTMAREE 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
serves you right for bringing a knife to a gunfight
2007-02-04 11:32:46 · answer #9 · answered by coonie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
call 911 right now!
2007-02-04 11:37:08 · answer #10 · answered by 24tulips 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋