Mine says If you are going to ride my a** at least pull my hair!
2007-02-04 09:40:05 · 38 answers · asked by 1sleepymama 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
none for me (i love yours) but...
i have seen, the following ones (some on the web!)
Watch out for the idiot behind me!
Moooove! I'm trying to speed!
To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!
I break for........................OH SH*T NO BRAKES!!
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
If this sticker is getting smaller, the light is probably green.
YOUR TURN SIGNAL IS STILL ON
There are only three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.
7 days with out Jesus makes one weak
A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night
Ax Me About Ebonics
Blondes Tease....Brunettes Please....
Boldly Going Nowhere
BooYah!
I'm trying to see it from your point of view but I just can’t get my head that far up my ***
CAUTION! I drive like you do!
Caution: I brake for no apparent reason.
I'm only driving like this just to piss you off.
Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your ***?
Dewey,Skrewem, & Howe (attorneys at law)
Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that.
Don't come knocking if the car is rocking.
Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
Dyslexics Have More Fnu.
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
ESCHEW OBFUSCATION. (means avoid confusion/overcomplication)
Graduate Soon! Millions On Welfare Depend On You
Heck is for people that don't believe in Gosh.
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
I Know What You’re Thinking And You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself.
I know...I know...pull over
I must hurry, for there they go and i am their leader
i souport publik edekasion
I took a pain pill. Why are you still here?
I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum, because how could you be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum?
If you can read this you're in range.
If you can read this, THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!!
If you have something to say, raise your hand. and place it over your mouth.
If your stupid and you know it honk your horn.
I'm a member of the Redundancy Department of Redundancy
Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Seen It All, Done It All, Can’t Remember Most Of It
Sex is a misdemeanor . . .the more I miss it, the meaner I get!!
Take me drunk I' m home.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am, Ociffer...
The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG it Happened.
This was only a test; if this had been a real emergency, you'd be dead.
To be loved, be lovable
Turn Signals: Not just for smart people anymore.
What, are you stuck on stupid?
Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
If you are psychic - think "HONK"
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
Grow your own dope, plant a man.
All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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"Madness Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change."
"Buckle Up. It Makes it Harder For Aliens to Snatch You From the
Car."
"My Reality Check Just Bounced."
"Sorry, Officer. My Radar Detector Was Unplugged."
"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts. Do You Want Fries With That?"
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"Keep Honking. I'm Reloading."
"Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set!"
"Alcohol And Calculus Don't Mix: Do Not Drink And Derive."
"Jesus Saves. He Uses Double Coupons."
"Forget World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal."
"Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer Holder."
"If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer
"To Err Is Human, To Moo Bovine."
"Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet."
"No Radio. Already Stolen. Sorry To Disappoint You."
"I Brake For Tailgaters."
"Say No To Drugs. That Will Keep The Prices Down."
"If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, Stay Off The Sidewalk!"
"Do Not Read This Bumper Sticker."
2007-02-04 09:58:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Spray the sticky label with a lubricant like WD40 and attempt to peel it off. If this does not artwork....... soften the adhesive with warmth from a blow dryer. start to peel off a nook of the sticky label at the same time as persevering with to prepare warmth, or gently scrape off the sticky label with a rubber spatula or a putty knife with its metallic blade wrapped in duct tape. do not use a razor blade; it may scratch paint and bumpers. Wipe the remains of the sticky label away with a soft, lint-unfastened rag dampened with rubbing alcohol. Buff the bumper or panel with a sprucing compound and a sparkling coat of wax to end the interest.
2016-09-28 10:23:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next Stop the Twilight Zone!
2007-02-04 09:43:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Support The Troops
2007-02-04 09:57:17 · answer #4 · answered by nobodyd 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's a good one!
You look just like me : ) minus the glasses.
I have a Cincinnati Bengals sticker on my rear window. I used to have one of the "my child is an honor student..." stickers on my old car. Kind of boring - not like yours . : (
2007-02-04 09:47:12 · answer #5 · answered by MsAdventure 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I drive one of my parents' cars-a minivan, with a bumper sticker that says "My other car's a Porshe." Sad thing is, Dad's other car really is a Porshe.
2007-02-04 10:09:29 · answer #6 · answered by Aurelia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a car. If I had a car, I wouldn't have a bumper sticker.
2007-02-04 09:43:51 · answer #7 · answered by killer queen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can go from 0 to Biatch in 5 seconds
2007-02-04 09:46:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace
(from John Lennon's Imagine)
2007-02-04 09:47:52 · answer #9 · answered by Emily 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a bumper sticker because I think they junk up cars..
2007-02-04 09:42:55 · answer #10 · answered by Jennifer F 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋