or ones that you have used?
2007-02-04 09:07:27 · 14 answers · asked by LoLa 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes I have used this one. hi I am sorry but if you are a bill collector we are not answering and we will not call you back. we have no money and you can't get blood from a turnip.
I use my voice as a chinese lady a lot. I get a lot of hang ups people think they dialed the wrong # and redial
the most annoying one is Hi, hello, hello, hello oh I am not here right now leave a message.
2007-02-04 09:12:27 · answer #1 · answered by katlady927 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bought a keychain one time that had a barrel on it and when you pushed the button........it said
"Help--Help--Let me out"
We had my grandson whe was about seven at the time say on the answering machine recording....
"Im sorry but my Nanny and PawPaw can't come to the phone right now they are tied up.....if you leave a message they will call you back when they can"
and then we hit the button on the key chain and you could hear someone saying "Help--Help--Let Me out".
(those who knew my grandson seriously wondered if he did tie us up haha!)
2007-02-04 09:23:01 · answer #2 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one from the show Seinfeld when George had on his machine - "believe it or not, George isn't home....etc, etc." I don't know the words but it was very funny. Of course you'd have to have seen the show to find humor in it.
2007-02-07 14:43:25 · answer #3 · answered by jh361 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say leave a message at the beep, then I hit the keypad to make a tone sound then I play recorded dial tone, if you don't know me you hang up! If you know me you wait for the real beep.
2007-02-04 09:11:08 · answer #4 · answered by mitchell2020 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have used please don't leave a message if you know i don't wanna call you back and then i laugh but now mine is it is a bout to beep be prepared to speak to yourself on the phone! my friends is hi this is mel wait who is this i can't hear you what what OH leave it in a message people always try and talk into the phone it is soooo funny!
2007-02-04 09:22:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello???? Hello???? Hi this is _____(me), I'm not availible to take your call right now. Leave a message. Beep.
I get answers like Yes, hi, hi, hi??? Lol
2007-02-04 09:14:07 · answer #6 · answered by disco 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if it is work related don't bother me
because as of now I am work free
now that my workin' days are done
I'm out all day havin' fun
so leave a message when I get home
I'll return your message on my telephone
2007-02-04 10:16:23 · answer #7 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even as it develop into universal to do my cells answering device develop into hi?? HELLLO? Oh whats up good day!? GOTCHA or only kidding!! haha all of us idea it develop into humorous. Or me and my acquaintances may celebration and sing a actual retarted song. relaxing cases.
2016-11-25 01:46:02 · answer #8 · answered by delk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know any but go to iconator.com and click on away messages
2007-02-04 09:12:44 · answer #9 · answered by blondie_01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, i won't be able to answer because.. Haha.. You need to find me on Yahoo! Answers.. Hahaha..
2007-02-04 09:10:11 · answer #10 · answered by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋