while my dog was lifting weights in the backyard and a viscious tries to break in to my house????
2007-02-04 08:55:16 · 10 answers · asked by sparkly proffessor 1 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
and my dog was in the back yard lifting weights and a viscious man eating hamster tried to eat me???
2007-02-04 08:56:43 · update #1
Well, you would be in a sticky situation wouldn't you, now?
Hit the viscious with the weights, take the dog and run to the llama, since it probably won't want to get it's head out of the trash with yummy food, you might need to carry the trash home too.
You might get disease ridenced blisters on your feet from the walk, but...at least you have no other problems, right?
2007-02-04 09:00:10 · answer #1 · answered by I Am A French Fry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fill the trash can with cheeseburgers just in case so the llama can get nourishment while stuck in the trashcan. When the llama eats all of the burgers it will have super strength and leap out of the trash can. The llama will then tackle the viscious man and tie him into knots like a pretzel. The dog will take one of the larger weights (the 50 pound one) and give the viscious man a dental treatment. You will discover that the viscious man was really Ed McMahon trying to deliver a million dollar check to you. You will grab the check from the fat man's pocket go to the bank, cash the check. Then you, the llama and the dog will buy a yacht and sail to the South Seas where you will live happily ever after. Whew!!!
2007-02-04 09:08:45 · answer #2 · answered by papricka w 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing should happen.My brother once ate the gum from a whole box of old KISS cards and he was fine.But his jaws hurt the next day from trying to chew hard powder into a ball. Oddly enough,at times the card wrapper w/gum can be worth more than the cards in it.
2016-05-24 05:44:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait for the nice men in white coats to come and visit you.
2007-02-12 08:55:35 · answer #4 · answered by Sun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I remember your llama like hamburgers, when did she get into dairy?
2007-02-10 16:11:20 · answer #5 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully they'd break your computer so you wouldn't waste time posting stuff like this on Y!A...
2007-02-04 08:58:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And a what???????? A viscious???? WOW YOU MUST BE BORED!
2007-02-04 09:02:52 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first of all, that would NEVER happen, and if it did, you should either call animal control or 911!
2007-02-12 06:52:55 · answer #8 · answered by Mustang_gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what drugs did you say you were on???!!!!!!
2007-02-09 08:43:09 · answer #9 · answered by Lila 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lifting wieghts? dog? visious wat kind of question is this?
2007-02-04 11:34:34 · answer #10 · answered by Hillary M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋