Wedding Cake.........
It is a well known fact it reduces the sex drive of the bride by at least 75%
2007-02-04 08:13:57 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
There is a more serious side effect of eating this dreaded cake - it is a slow acting but tragic affliction which caused the bride - over just a few short years - to turn into her mum!
Even worse, it causes new mother-in-law's to develop an interfering, nosey streak.
2007-02-04 08:31:09 · answer #1 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
As a smoker, i develop into very flow to awaken this morning and pay interest to that smoking in my automobile - which I do typically - is now banned. No note, no caution. My automobile isn't a corporation automobile, I hardly have passengers (and if I do, i do not smoke) and that i do not get rid of my cigarettes out of my window. I actually were smoking longer than I actually were utilising, and that i will actually locate and mild a cigarette without taking my eyes off the line - i stumble on it extra distracting attempting to modify the radio station. And in 15 years of smoking even as utilising, I have under no circumstances once dropped a cigarette in my lap. After really analyze, although, i chanced on that smoking isn't banned, as such - that is only hostile to advice. if you're utilising dangerously, committing a utilising offence or keen on an coincidence even as smoking, then you truly will face a extra intense penalty. although, smoking on your automobile is considered inadvisable somewhat than unlawful and a contributary ingredient in case you do some thing incorrect. So, I shall nevertheless be fortuitously lighting fixtures up even as utilising - that is about the in common words position i am going to smoke without pissing someone off in recent times.
2016-11-25 01:36:10 · answer #2 · answered by iatarola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it's being married that reduces your sex drive. It's got precious little to do with cake. I had less cake than anyone at my wedding, but i heard it tasted very nice!
2007-02-04 20:29:07 · answer #3 · answered by black cherry 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
better still lets ban weddings then the men might get some of there sex drive back about 75%
2007-02-08 01:34:50 · answer #4 · answered by robwalker1959 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I was way to drunk to do anything on my wedding night so it wouldn't have mattered! Then again, I only got that drunk so I knew I would fall asleep because by the night time I knew what a huge mistake I had made! Oh well, 9 months it lasted. LOL
2007-02-04 08:27:27 · answer #5 · answered by jeeps 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no a wedding wouldny be the same without a cake. however its the choice of the bride and groom whether they have cake or not
2007-02-04 08:17:33 · answer #6 · answered by magiclady2007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really?! Never heard that one before. I don't like wedding cake anyway i prefer chocolate cake - much better.
2007-02-04 08:23:05 · answer #7 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What about the guests? Stuff the bride - we like cake...
2007-02-04 08:17:06 · answer #8 · answered by JJ88 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I never heard that before
But when a woman gets married
the first thing she sees is the ISLE
next is the ALTER
then she sees YOU
those words stay with her for the rest of her married life;
I'LL ALTER YOU!
2007-02-04 08:19:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey, where's your KILT? Just give me her piece of cake and your all set. either that or I'll take her place on the wedding night if it's you. lol
2007-02-04 08:24:02 · answer #10 · answered by It's been awhile 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋