I'll get us started.
"Russia was slow to recover from WW2 because it kept Stallin around"
eh? eh? or how about..
"Police were called to a day care centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest"
I'll stop now.
2007-02-04 07:20:36 · 26 answers · asked by Melvin the retarded emu 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2007-02-04 07:23:53 · answer #1 · answered by Rachel 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Queen Elizabeth was due to go to the Australian outback to present awards to some aborigines. As part of the protocol, Buckingham Palace sent one of her royal thrones ahead. It was ornately carved, with beautiful gold inlay, and was generally considered to be priceless. The throne was stored under guard in the hut of one of the tribal chieftains.
Unfortunately, there was an incredible and unprecedented storm in the region. It utterly laid waste to the tiny village. While no lives were lost, every structure was gone. Sadly, the Queen's treasured heirloom was destroyed by the fierce onslaught of rain and wind.
The moral, of course, is that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
2007-02-04 07:28:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
According to Women's Day, you should include your kids when making meals
People threw tissues up to the sky today because it was blue
My friend Mona always wanted to be in pictures unfortunely, this Da Vinchi guy she met isn't a talent agent.
Whadda think?
2007-02-04 07:32:49 · answer #3 · answered by Chimpanzees? Monkey. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lorry load of wigs crashed and spilled its contents all over the road.
The police are combing the area for evidence
2007-02-04 07:27:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
here is a joke for you:
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet. Whilst on this luxury aeroplane Mark asks where the toilet is. John shows him and says to him "inside there are 3 buttons, whatever you do don't press the third one." Mark proceeds to the toilet and does his business. Whilst sitting on the toilet he presses the first button. Suddenly his privates are cleaned thoroughly. He enjoys this and presses the second button. Dryers appear and dry his privates. He is intrigued to find out what button 3 does, so he pushes it. The next thing Mark sees is John staring at him....."what happened?" Mark asks shakily. "Well you pressed the third button and now you are in hospital." "Why do my privates hurt so bad?" Mark asked anxiously..John replies "Well you activated the automatic tampon remover."
Good enoughy for at least 11 points?
Blue avatar.
2007-02-04 08:21:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Police are slow to investigate the theft of all thier toilets as they have nothing to go on.
Concerning the ongoing investigation of the massive hole found in the high street police are still looking into it.
2007-02-04 07:25:30 · answer #6 · answered by ........ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two ropes walk into a bar. The bartender says to the rope "Hey! we don't serve ropes in here" so one of the ropes left. The other rope frayed up his hair and tied himself in a knot. The bartender said to the rope "Are you a rope?" and the rope said " I'm afaid not"
2007-02-04 07:31:29 · answer #7 · answered by mjnjtfox 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 Irish gay lovers. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
2007-02-04 07:25:01 · answer #8 · answered by laughingspam 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Psychiatrist kept his wife under the bed, he thought she was a little potty
2007-02-04 07:29:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if I can be punny today. You should listen to a Big Punn CD for help. :-)
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2007-02-04 07:24:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Did you know the hungry clock went back four seconds?
2007-02-04 07:39:12 · answer #11 · answered by Agony Aunt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋