Crank Yankers?

Question

Who is your favorite Character on Comedy Central's Crank Yankers?

Any Character you don't like?

Answer 1

My favorites are Special Ed & Niles Standish.

My least favorite is Bobby Fletcher.

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Gladys Murphy (Wanda Sykes) — A boisterous African American woman who makes embarrassing announcements, generally of a scatological or sexual nature. Her many children are very mischievous, once going so far as to glue her behind to the toilet.

Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri) — A British Earl, he is a rich and eccentric middle-aged pervert with homosexual tendencies. He frequently calls various services and asks for their price, then orders them to "double it" (Once even confusing someone by telling them to "cut it in half, and double it!"). Once he even called a laundromat asking for dirty diapers.

Special Ed (Jim Florentine) — A mentally impaired teenager who is fond of repetition and regularly shouts "YAAAAAAAY!!!"

Birchum (Adam Carolla) — A 62-year-old psychotic Vietnam War veteran, whose hobbies include carpentry, Shotokan karate and gun ownership. He has a 600-pound wife and is missing part of his right leg (which he lost in the war) and three fingers on his right hand (a carpentry accident). He frequently refers to his time spent in Vietnam and "smoking hash out of a human skull".

Jimmy (Jimmy Kimmel) — A grown man who lives with his mother, he is probably intentionally designed after Jimmy Kimmel himself. He also has two young children (voiced by Kimmel's own kids) who make juvenile pranks and use foul language.

Bobby Fletcher (Jim Florentine) — A layabout marijuana user who is extremely rude and insulting and repeatedly belches into the phone.

Elmer Higgins (Jimmy Kimmel) — A rambling, 85-year-old man with bad hearing. Elmer fits a stereotype of the average elderly American, often calling people to complain about things. He frequently goes off on unrelated and long-winded tangents about his younger days. He has numerous pets, and says that he is a World War II veteran. He also frequently mentions he has a gay grandson.

Helen Higgins (Susie Essman) — Elmer's wife, she is an elderly woman who likes to proposition young men. She also has a pet parrot who is well-versed in curse words.

Landalious "The Truth" Truefeld (David Alan Grier) — A former football player who likes to rap.

Spoonie Luv (Tracy Morgan) — A smooth-talking, black hip hop-type character who makes lewd and suggestive comments. He often refers to himself as "Spoonie Luv from up above".

Hadassah Guberman (Sarah Silverman) — A Jewish female college student who works various part-time jobs, including conducting surveys for O magazine. She frequently asks intrusive questions and makes veiled passive-aggressive insults. Her sexuality, as well as her sanity, seem questionable at times.

Terrence Catheter (Jimmy Kimmel) — An effeminate, red-headed man who acts as spokesperson for various celebrities, such as Bill Cosby, Mr. T, and the Olsen twins. He calls various places of business to book appearances and asks them to comply with the celebrities' ridiculous demands.

Tony Deloge (Super Dave Osborne) — A loud-mouthed, fast-paced politician who calls people at random to pander for votes as "district selectman". He also occasionally tries to use his political power to get things for free.

Cammie (Lisa Kushell) — An oversexed, conceited and condescending 22-year old exotic dancer.

Boomer and the Nudge (Jimmy Kimmel and Patton Oswalt) — Obnoxious morning radio disc jockeys who call people to make "on-air dares".

Junkyard Willie (Touch-Tone Terrorists) — An obstructionist in the form of a gravely-voiced black man who is actually an import from the Touch Tone Terrorists where he is a regular character. He appears in two sketches where he is a supervisor at YPS ("Yanker Package Service").

Sav Macauley (Dane Cook) — He is the overly enthusiastic host a phone game show called "The Phone Zone" where he calls people and asks ridiculous random trivia questions for cash prizes and interjects his own sound effects.

Ken (Kevin Nealon) — An accountant with obsessive-compulsive disorder who prefers cleanliness and even numbers. He often requests people to press the pound key as a part of his disorder.

Danny (David Alan Grier) — A man who repeatedly gets nervous or disgusted causing him to vomit over the phone. The vomit is depicted as an Exorcist-like liquid shooting out of the puppet's throat.

Chip Douglas (Fred Armisen) — A Mexican immigrant who is perpetually building a house with minimal supplies and minimal command of the English language.

Katie (Katie Kimmel) - Jimmy Kimmel's daughter made occasional appearances from 2003, initially with only a few short lines but later making entire prank calls herself (notably pretending to be drunken 9 year old trying to order alcohol over the phone).

Kevin (Kevin Kimmel) - Jimmy Kimmel's son made occasional appearances from 2003, including as Elmer Higgins' grandson.
Foreign Guy (Dane Cook) - A nameless imigrant who calls various places looking for assistance or to purchase something. To confuse the person he calls, he frequently switches between speaking in extremely broken English in a very hard to comprehend accent to speaking the language fluently, without any accent.

Answer 2

Special Ed

Answer 3

Comosta el Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Special Ed