I mean, my wife and I don't see eye-eye anymore and I noticed the neighbor lady is getting better looking each day. My question is, who do you know if the grass is greener on the other side of the fence? We have had so much snow this winter, I can't see their yard, so I don't know if it is greener than mine. Do I have to wait until the spring thaw to tell, or should I go over and ask to see her grass pad ?
2007-02-04 06:22:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
krazykittyblu: I didn't say I wanted to bang my neighbor lady, why would you assume such a twisted thing? I just want to mow her grass...
2007-02-04 06:35:09 · update #1
Stay in your own yard. If the grass looks greener it's because the septic tank is leaking. Don't want to step in poo poo.
2007-02-04 06:35:27 · answer #1 · answered by penhead72 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its an optical illusion. Everything looks better far away than closer. Its when something is very close you see the flaws. You dont see eye to eye with your wife because the close up flaws are distracting you from her eyes. Your neighbor and her grass look greener only cause you havent looked up close and personal. THere are flaws and weeds and yellow spots.
2007-02-04 06:39:36 · answer #2 · answered by fancyname 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends in the fall before the snow came did your neighbor put down a fertilizer high in nitrogen. If she did and you did not then her grass is definitely greener than yours.
2007-02-04 06:28:36 · answer #3 · answered by fortyninertu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I guess you could sneak over in the night with a snow shovel and do a little digging.....still unless she didn't mow it before the snow came you are not really going to be-able to tell if its lush or not. *sigh* Guess you will have to wait till spring....or take the chance.....bad thing is there could big a BIG fairy ring under all that snow. And if you get the spores of a fairy ring on your blade you will for sure take it home to your yard
2007-02-04 06:31:54 · answer #4 · answered by oldman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are u referring to the yard or to your neighbors goods? If your thinking about cheating pal that's low down and i'm pretty sure your wife wouldn't appreciate it. How would you feel if your wife wanted to go and try out the neighbors hedge clippers? Keep that sight in mind :)
2007-02-04 06:34:19 · answer #5 · answered by step b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
know this the grass may be greener on the other side but it still need it maintain and it also may die just like all other grass if not enough care is given
2007-02-04 09:39:54 · answer #6 · answered by cuddles 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the grass isnt being watered by you or her on this side of the fence...then its time to break out the hose! pay a little more for your water or pay more attention to the relationship! you'd do that in a new lawn wouldnt ya? peace
2007-02-04 06:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The superbowl is on today.Forget the neighbors grass.
2007-02-04 07:36:48 · answer #8 · answered by DESTINY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how retarded! duh shes a woman just like your wife is, genius. the same problems come with her that come with your wife, but if you bang the neighbor you will be a loser
2007-02-04 06:27:32 · answer #9 · answered by *never give up* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go now
2007-02-04 06:28:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋