Last year I was stuck in Hungary because there were no planes flying because of terrorist but there has to be funnier?
2007-02-04 06:11:25 · 15 answers · asked by Robb the B.D.C. 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
A little honey bee stung my hoo hoo while I was wearing shorts...
the mark it left was not so little or sweet.
2007-02-04 06:23:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have in my working life given plenty all of which were accepted. However, throughout the day which I had thrown in a sicky' I would be riddled with guilt as I detest lies and in the end I had to appear in work and stop throwing sickies' unless I was truely in need of sick leave etc., and you know what I got more pulled faces going back to work after the truth and by telling porkies -FACT and typical of the human race - everybody must like a good yarn seemingly.
2007-02-04 07:08:20 · answer #2 · answered by deep in thought 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About ten years ago, we were evacuated out of our flats and moved into a local pub because of a suspect van that was parked under a bridge nearby. We got the all clear six in the morning so I had to call work ( tipsy ) and explain.. They didn't believe me until it was on the evening news
2007-02-04 08:40:33 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm retired. The hours are great but the pay sucks. But I still dream that I am late for work, which happened maybe 10 times in 30+ years. Sorry no great excuses, tho.
2007-02-04 06:17:09 · answer #4 · answered by Dawn G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I said I was going on a religious pilgrimage, but I really went to all the theme parks in Orlando!
In hindsight I'm not proud of that but I had a great time!
2007-02-04 07:46:43 · answer #5 · answered by Mr Slug 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My neighbor has had to call off from her second job several times because her day job is as a prison guard. When they can't find an inmate, they lock everyone in until the situation is resolved.
2007-02-04 06:16:42 · answer #6 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My clippers broke, after i only had half my head shaved. Being in the military and having a personal inspection that day, it wasnt a problem.
2007-02-04 06:52:35 · answer #7 · answered by Your disgruntled friend 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was affected by cosmic rays and seismic disturbances caused by the bicentennial of the return of Halley's Comet.
2007-02-04 06:21:21 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got the jandeese and had to go into hospital, I really did, I went all yellow. Except the medical term they used was jaundice.
2007-02-04 06:17:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I actually called in well (it was one of those cool ad agncies where my boss didn't mind such behaviour). It was a beautiful, sunny day and I just called in to say I was well so I wouldn't come in.
2007-02-04 06:18:03 · answer #10 · answered by Manian 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋