in the spoken word?
2007-02-04 04:14:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was ashamed of myself this week, when without really thinking, I came out with something really awful.
"I see Prof.Stephen Hawkin is backing the call for a reduction in greenhouse emissions."
My reply was, "Well that's a bit rich, considering the amount of electricity he's used in his life."
Shame on me!
2007-02-04 05:57:44 · answer #1 · answered by musonic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For women, I fear nothing more than being known as a "****." But that's just me!
For men, I'll bet very few things could be more insulting to him then telling him that his penis is too small!! Whether you think it's right or not, men generally are quite concerned over their penis size. They want to know if they will satisfy a woman or not! It seems to be a natural male instinct!
I really wish that we women would come clean about size preferences! IT DOES MATTER! Too small just won't cut it no matter how personally a guy may take it!
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2007-02-04 04:31:01 · answer #2 · answered by godlyteengirl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heres a few...
your a few fries short of a happy meal...
your face looks like a millon dollars...all green an wrinkly...
are u allergic to intellience cos your thicker than the planks of wood holdin my roof up...
you know the ability to speak doesnt make u intelligent...
your so damned ugly, u must have hit every branch on the way down...
i quite fancy u for the grand national...but they dont allow donkeys to participate...
:)
2007-02-04 10:10:29 · answer #3 · answered by ktlou2001_uk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just heard a story the other day. there was this really drunk guy at a bar calling his bartender every name in the book. he cursed and insulted her for a good hour straight. she just smiled and ignored him, she just took it. finally he called her fat and she literally jumped over the bar and beat him up, then carried him to the door and threw him out.
moral of the story.. the worst thing to call a girl is fat
2007-02-04 04:34:12 · answer #4 · answered by baileyann 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mother should have kept the afterbirth & threw away the baby!!!
One billion sperm & you were the fastest (sigh!!!)
You're not fat, just cuddly.
You're not ugly, just stand out from everyone else, a little different, that's all!!!
Lose a little weight & it will look better.
Well, it doesn't matter what everyone else thinks, I love you.
Can you put your arm down, you stink!!!
I love you, you've plenty to hold on to. xxx
2007-02-04 06:00:56 · answer #5 · answered by Joanne W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I may be drunk madam, but in the moring I will be sober and you'll still be ugly. Either Churchill or George Bernard Shaw. Nasty eh?
2007-02-04 21:04:38 · answer #6 · answered by black cherry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The worst I've ever heard someone say was.....
You look like your face was on fire and somebody put it out by stomping on your face with golf cleats!
2007-02-04 04:24:53 · answer #7 · answered by Lt. Dan reborn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a life.
i had your sister, twice.
asshole
nob jockey.
pedo
wanker
ring rider.
your so old that our history was called current affairs to you.
you smell so bad i thaught you were dead.
my 3 year old son is more intelligent than you.
take your mask off hallowenes over.
oh its only you i thaught it was the undead
hope these help
lol.
2007-02-05 06:03:31 · answer #8 · answered by muffin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Rosey about the prego thing thats the worst.
2007-02-04 04:20:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you had a face like mine you would want to punch me on the nose and im the man to do it.
2007-02-04 04:35:06 · answer #10 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋