I asked my wife to have an early night.
I told her the plan: I would put on each johny and turn off the light. She would have to guess the flavour.
We got under the sheets and she said ,cheese and onion,
Isaid,I haven't put it on yet
2007-02-04 04:08:29 · 31 answers · asked by mickeok 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Had a good chuckle to that one
2007-02-04 04:11:05 · answer #1 · answered by man with the golden gun 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ann Sumnmers
2016-10-20 06:42:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you go for glow in the dark! I couldn't stop laughing! That a comment on your hygiene - try dick lick from Ann sumnmers - does taste nice but sticky. Would mask that smell that really is the reason why women gag!
2007-02-04 06:06:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hate to be a stick in the mud, but if you want to tell a joke take it to comedy central pal. This is Q&A, not mikey's limp condom jokes! BTW shouldn't your wife have noticed the missing rubber taste? *rolls eyes* You might not want to imply your wife is dumb either. Booooooo on you!
2007-02-04 05:06:22 · answer #4 · answered by Blue Bombay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
2007-02-04 04:13:45 · answer #5 · answered by whospiltmypint 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
superb liked that one a lot,i can understand the cheese but where the hell did the onion come from?
2007-02-04 04:39:51 · answer #6 · answered by DAVID C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You ought to be glad she didn't stick a fork in the pickled onions
2007-02-04 04:11:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must be as small as a cheese stick
2007-02-04 04:22:42 · answer #8 · answered by flashpro 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You got some issues
2007-02-04 04:12:59 · answer #9 · answered by evanesheaven1985 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think she was being polite and telling you to get a wash !!!!!
it musnt be very good smelling like cheese and onion down there !!!!
2007-02-05 02:20:14 · answer #10 · answered by divsgeordiebird 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! atleast it put a smile on my face since i dont have an answer 4 it.
2007-02-04 11:58:35 · answer #11 · answered by bettathu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋