2007-02-04 03:58:42 · 24 answers · asked by Gummi the 5th 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No you don't kick anyone. Just spit and tell them it's raining.
2007-02-04 04:01:04 · answer #1 · answered by unicornfarie1 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Has a midget ever not asked you "How's the weather up there?" and you didn't respond by drop kicking them?
I answered a question with a question. Does that make you feel small, like a midget?
There i did it again.
2007-02-04 04:03:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't go so far as saying religious people are dumb...... however anyone that thinks that the dinosaur bones are meant to fool people, or that the earth is 6000 years old, or that adam and eve literally frollicked with talking animals, or that a giant flood encompassed THE ENTIRE WORLD, or that a rainbow has nothing to do with light refraction, or that 2 animals of every species on earth could somehow fit on a single boat (noone ever explained to me why the animals were all doomed but the fish were spared.... seems unfair) is not mentally fit to drive a car. Those people fail the basic human mental capacity exam and should be mocked and ridiculed at every opportunity IMO. If someone told you they believed in unicorns and leprachauns you have every right to laugh and call them a dumb shite! There is no difference here. That is not to say that believing in a god is dumb...... but believing in things about this planet that are obviously (and verifiably) wrong is.
2016-05-24 03:55:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No but I wonder - have you yourself ever said to a professional basket ball player "how's the weather up there?" and he responded by drop kicking you? I think that is how it would feel.
2007-02-04 04:02:38 · answer #4 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I would not drop kick a midget, passing gas would be enough to knock him out. =)
2007-02-04 04:06:09 · answer #5 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree with the spitting and saying its raining. No kicking though, cause midgets are scary
2007-02-04 04:07:37 · answer #6 · answered by Stephanie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Has anyone ever told you that you don't need 4 eyes and then punched you in the face, so your binoculars broke and you were back to only the regular human 2 eyes, but blind as a bat?
2007-02-04 04:02:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Midgets are always getting into my hair!
2007-02-04 05:12:24 · answer #8 · answered by Spanky C ® 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i just say fine and ask hows the weather is down there, midgets are scary
2007-02-04 04:01:49 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. Smiley 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, but I did invite him to a party at my house and we had a midget-tossing contest. Raphael won with flying colors.
2007-02-04 04:01:47 · answer #10 · answered by bearjear29 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes we had PUNT THE MIDGET BACK IN COLL man those were the days before human rights shoot bring back the Midgets
2007-02-04 04:01:44 · answer #11 · answered by john t 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋