Here it is, my wife love the wwe, and she gets turned on by picking me up and pile driving me through the funture, the glass coffee tables, the dining room table etc, i have had 35 stiches in the past two months alone, i love her but i cant deal with this no more should i leave her. oh and she once broke both her legs leaping from our roof which is about ten feet high into the swiming pool as i was on a aqua lounger also breaking four of my ribs. my mom says leave please help?
2007-02-04 03:01:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Ask her to stop but if she won't she obviously doesn't love you get uot before you get seriously hurt.
2007-02-04 03:05:05 · answer #1 · answered by avid-hunter6 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can counter the tombstone by sliding feet first out the backdoor just at the moment she hefts you above her head, then drive her into the ropes and pull her into a roll-up for the win. Now, the first grapple for the tombstone is a basic slam, so at the moment she goes for the scoop, counter with a small package or the classic "Roddy Piper two-finger eye poke". Now countering the traditional flip-up pile driver requires a bit of strength, either stand up and back drop her or grab one of her legs behind the knee and do a take down. The take down can be a bit messy if she sits on your head, but anything is better than the pile driver.
The superfly leap is a tough one to counter, since she's leaping off a roof, you can't go for the "shake the top rope" counter. You'll have to improve on your ring awareness to either get your knees up or roll out before the big splash.
Now, correct me if im wrong, but if she uses furniture, isn't that an instant DQ? If it's hardcore rules, always have a kendo cane in your hands, that should make her think twice about the rough stuff.
Oh, and one last thing. Are you married to Chyna?
2007-02-04 03:22:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man, thats crazy ! But you did not just meet her, so in some since you have to be enjoying this too. Now I know that this is not what you want to admit to mom. And what kind of issues does your wife have that the way she get's off is pile driviing you through furniture. You guy's need therapy. Please tell me that you do not have children.
2007-02-04 03:11:45 · answer #3 · answered by mrlyndms 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well about all you can do if you really love her is get her in the Crippler Cross Face and make her tap out. If you cant get her with that try the sharpshooter of as a last resort the F U
Best of luck
2007-02-04 03:08:57 · answer #4 · answered by oldman 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
umm how is a girl beating ur ***? lol but anyways why dont u tell her how u fill tell her love isnt hurting me and making me go to the hospital tell her shes a girl she needs to be more lady like and show her love a differ way bc ur tired of it if u dont tell her how u fill itll just get worse!!
2007-02-04 03:10:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't let her do it to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why are you allowing her to do this to you?????? Are you sure you don't like it??? Tell her no...if she contuines, leave...maybe she will get the point that she is a little crazy and better stop. I am just so shocked about this....my mouth is still on the floor!!.....Just be a man ...hun..put your foot down ...please....hope everything works out for ya.
2007-02-04 03:31:49 · answer #6 · answered by oceanwave20032001 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice One.
2016-03-29 04:26:37 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm guessing your user name says it all-Dear hippohead-Please leave your wife before she accidentally kills you...Turned on by this-So she does you before taking you to the hospital or the stitches are the turn on? This is two EWWW'S!!!
2007-02-04 03:18:53 · answer #8 · answered by bikinibabewannabe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She is abusing you and you need to leave before it gets worse... This is abuse! Get out now!
2007-02-04 03:07:53 · answer #9 · answered by Lady Hewitt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U must be joking~ WOW...leave her or get her help dude.
2007-02-04 03:16:06 · answer #10 · answered by MOM OF ONE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋