Do you know a interesting tall tale? what is it? or just make an interesting one up...?

Question

tall tales are interesting... share yours...

Answer 1

There was this guy who felt lonely after a brakeup, he decides to go for a drink. He walks into a bar and his eyes meet the eyes of a breathtaking girl, they don't talk they just dance. He thinks he has seen her before but then says to himself that this kind of beauty he would definitely remember. After a few minutes they leave and go to his place, they make love all night...
The next day the guy wakes up in the bathtub, totally naked, with a really painfull wound just under his ribs, very sloppy stiched up and blood running slowly out of it. Besides the bathtub there's a table with a note and the phone on it. The note says " one of your kidneys has been removed, your condition should be rather critical right now, call 911 as soon as you wake up. Sorry
p.s: i had a lovely night...."

Answer 2

TRUE STORY: Last summer I took my dog out for a walk about 8 am. We went to the right of the house 2 lots away from the cul de sac. Then we turned around to go back home and got in front of my house. For some reason I looked up the block and about 5 empty lots away I thought I seen a dog. I had to refocuse my eyes. I said to myself that's a really large dog. Then I really got a clear look as it was coming down the street and I said to myself oh s--t that's no dog that's a bear. I ran in the house with my dog and called the police. A policeman came in 10 minutes. The policeman was wearing cowboy boots along with his uniform and took his car and looked around but did not find the bear. I live in Florida in a city but on a very deserted street of only 7 houses. Everytime I go out now I look all around and I am so freaked out. They did catch the bear about 3 months after that some miles away.

Answer 3

I'LL MAKE ONE UP~AS I GREW UP I SAW A SCIENTIST WHO WAS GATHERING INFORMATION ON HOW TO MAKE PEOPLE WHAT HE WANTED, THE MORE THAT HE GATHERED THE MORE HE WOULD DIRECT THE WAYS THAT HE LEARNED BACK TO PEOPLE TO LEARNED WHAT WAS POSSIBLE TO CHANGE BY LEARNING HOW PEOPLE ACTUALLY CAN BE CONTROLLED, THAT WAS WHEN I WAS 7YEARS OLD, AS THIS GUY WENT ABOUT COLLECTING AND CHANGING THE PEOPLE I WONDERED IF I COULD CHANGE ME SO THAT IF I HAD TO ALLUDE HIM I CAN INTERPRET THE CONTENT AND NOT BE PROCESSED, AS THE YEARS WENT BY IN WAS MORE TIME CONSUMING THAT MY EDUCATION AND IT WAS FAILING BECAUSE I HAD A 12 HOUR A DAY GYMNASTICS PRACTICE EVERYDAY SO THE MENTAL GYMNASTICS AND THE BEHAVIORAL SCIENCES TOOK UP THE BULK OF MY LEARNING AND I FAILED TO GET GET EDUCATED IN THE PROCESSES SO I HAVE TO EITHER INCREASE MY ACTIVITY LEVEL TO TAKE OVER THE EARTH OR LET BIG BROTHER CONTINUE TO DEXDSTROY+MISS SPELLED BUT IT LOOKS GREAT, THE WORLD, ANYWAY JUST TO MAKE SURE U UNDERSTAND I'M MORTAL AND NOT A INBRED NUT CASE, THE FACTS ARE FUN TO WORK WITH BUT INFINITELY I WILL FAIL BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY GOD PLATFORM THAT WILL BE BELIEVED AND MINE WILL SUCCUMBERED TO TALL TALES

Answer 4

Paul and Blue.