2007-02-04 00:04:08 · 26 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ah yes, the legend of my birth.
My dad was a happy drunk - he'd quit his job the week before I was born and hadn't been seen since. He'd been on a bender, and somebody must have told him he was a father, because he came into the ward, reeling, reeking of relatively cheap and borrowed beer, swinging - and I kid you not - swinging a plastic grocery bag full of loose sherry trifle over his head, and singing the Indian Love Call, as immortlized by Slim Whitman.
So technically my father's first words on first seeing me were "When I'm calling you-oo-oo-ooo, oo-oo-ooooooooo".
My mother, I'm relatively reliably informed, thought I had died during a problematic Caesarean and that they'd brought her someone else's baby (Omen syndrome, anyone?). So her first words after I was born were "No! No! NOOOO!!!! My baby's DEAD!!!". She later mellowed a little, called her mom and presented me to her with the firm invocation: "There's your grandson. Make the most of him, because you're never getting another one out of me!"
This is what happens when drunks and neurotics marry. We called it "Life" in the 70s :o)
2007-02-05 07:32:08 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dad was drunk, Mom had dropped a 4-way of acid when she went into labor... Kind of explains things better about me now don't it.
2007-02-05 12:13:39 · answer #2 · answered by Groovacious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I simply have no idea. I was delivered during bomb attacks and my dad came home on leave to find his wife gone. He found her in the hospital.
I suppose for sure they smiled.
2007-02-04 18:51:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pass the vodka
2007-02-04 08:07:14 · answer #4 · answered by GMILF in training 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
MY FATHER WAS DRUNK WITH HIS FRIENDS IN A BASEMENT WITH HUNDREDS OF BOTTLES OF WINE, SO HIS WORDS ARE A MYSTERY. MY MOTHER SAID "SO HERE YOU ARE, YOU LITTLE BIHATCH!! DID YOU ENJOY KICKING ME IN THE RIBS THE LAST 4 MONTHS? NOW IT'S MY TURN!!!!":)))
OR "OOPS! I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED THE DRUGS WHILE PREGNANT"
2007-02-04 08:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by Stella 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww shes a girl and has black hair like you honey (moms mouth)
2007-02-04 08:07:10 · answer #6 · answered by {*Naomi*} 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Does he come with a receipt??"
or from Doc's mouth:
"Oh wow! He's almost as old as you, MOM!"
2007-02-05 06:59:53 · answer #7 · answered by Antny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang! She looks like a monkey!
*I had lots of hair everywhere*
2007-02-04 14:40:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom always tells me my dad first said..."O CHIT! It's a boy, were screwed."
2007-02-04 08:10:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you think its the light that's attracting them ?
2007-02-04 08:49:11 · answer #10 · answered by dreamweaver021557 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋