If you're thinking of it, then don't. NEVER mix drinking with driving, even if it's just reindeer.
There's a reason we only give milk and cookies.
2007-02-03 19:57:02 · 14 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If he really wanted one, I would. The reindeer are his designated drivers
2007-02-03 19:59:05 · answer #1 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah here you all are thinking about yourselves and what you can get out of getting poor innocent naive Santa pissed, and there's Mrs Santa putting all the little overworked elves to bed and waiting patiently for Santa to come home from work.
And he comes home smelling like a pub and expecting to get lucky. And he ends up having to spend the night on the couch.
While poor Mrs Santa is crying herself to sleep cause she thinks there is someone else.
2007-02-03 20:04:59 · answer #2 · answered by Spikey and Scruffy's Mummy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd give a beer to Bad Santa... heck, BOTH Santa's. But the Corona's are mine. He can have the Old Smile.
2007-02-03 19:59:16 · answer #3 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No beer for Santa. We use milk and cookies since children should not partake of beer.
2007-02-03 20:00:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get him drunk and take all the presents. He can sleep it off in the sleigh while the reindeer shave off his beard.
2007-02-04 00:58:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A nice German lager. Mmmmmmmmmm
2007-02-03 19:58:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And don't forget that alcohol can cause a person to lose too much body heat. They can die from hypothermia.
2007-02-03 20:00:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
santa likes whiskey at my house
2007-02-03 19:59:40 · answer #8 · answered by dances with cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree we have enough idiots on the road already
2007-02-03 19:59:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I leave him mudslides
2007-02-03 20:00:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋