Why can't the liberals think of any new ways to give moral support to fanatics who saw heads off?

Question

I hear they found a Jane Fonda pin-up over a decapitated childs body.

Answer 1

Yeah, you heard that. And I sleep with your mommy.

Behaeding is he prefferred way of execution in Saudi Arabia, a country whose leader walks hand in hand with George Bush.

It is the Republicans, like you, that support those who behead our guys.

Answer 2

Don't let it bother you too much, but the higher one's IQ and the greater their level of education, the more "liberal" they tend to become.

This is because "liberal" means: open-minded, progressive (notice the word "progress" in there), and freedom-loving. I mean real freedom, not just the freedom to follow the rantings of elected officials and preachers...I'm talking about the freedom to follow MYSELF!

Also, I know of virtually no one amongst my extremely well-educated and liberal-leaning circle of friends and family who in any way, shape, or form defend the act of decapitating another human being. In fact, quite the opposite is true.

Next time, I'd try to ask a question that might make myself seem a little more, uh... smart, if I were you.

Thank God I'm not.

Yes, even liberals can believe in God.

Surprising, isn't it?

Glad I could help!

:o)

Answer 3

because the libs have killed too many brain cells smoking dope to have any imagination left.