if magic talking blades of grass existed would you still mow the lawn?

Answer 1

hell no. i would say to my son, "Hey James, god dammit - Get me another beer, NOW." Then, I'd get a keg of beer to nourish my talking lawn.

Another alternative to my current lawn is trip out on a hit of LSD and not only will the lawn talk, maybe the flowers and other plants will sing and dance.

Answer 2

Well I don't mow the lawn now...are the protests being organized already? We have to save the grass!

Answer 3

Mow the lawn

Answer 4

I don't wanna get wounded from all the flying blades from mowing the lawn.

Answer 5

Hell yah! Having millions of blades of talking grass would irritate the sh*t out of me! They would all be talking all at the same time and no matter how hard you would try you could never block the noise out! The sound of them screaming as I chopped them up into tiny bits would fill my heart with an evil joy! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D

Answer 6

I think this might actually give me motivation to mow the lawn... just to silence the voices!!!

Answer 7

No........I would be the fool standing over the blades and talking to them,
at least until the guys with the white jacket came for me.

Answer 8

i would mow half of it and sell it, then use the rest to confirm my neighbors suspicions that im crazy and i talk to grass

Answer 9

Of course not! I'd lie in the grass and listen instead :-)

Answer 10

If??? umm they do exist, and it’s been 3 months now I haven’t mown the lawn, not ‘cause it’s winter, but ‘cause they told me so!