how do you torture your child ?

Question

i torture my 2yrold for fun.
i spend the whole day running around. then i play with him make him fall down then i take off my socks and shoes and tickle time and put my toes in his face.
then i watch him get put out by the fumes.
aaww....
he smells the aroma...

Answer 1

put him in a dark room, wear a sheet, make sounds and scare him.

Answer 2

If this is an attempt at humor, don't give up your day job. You will not make a successful living as a comedian.

If this is serious, it is child abuse and you are damaging your child and his future relationships. If this is true, you are doing him a disservice by being his "father".

If it is true and you end up in jail. I hope that you are not too ticklish for the other inmates.

Answer 3

mine have to l.ive with me. I think that's plenty tourtue. I try my best every day to make it where they will move out but they won't. Female 19 male 17 1/2. Need to give me my space time to go.

Answer 4

I think you need some serious therapy not to mention the Odor Eaters

Answer 5

You need to find a hobby. You are truly evil.

Answer 6

I feel that I should push the little button that says report abuse...CHILD ABUSE

Answer 7

read "A Child Called 'It'"

Answer 8

Dude that's gross. And cruel.

Answer 9

i hold her down and fart in her face... its funny because she sniffs it and says 'mmmmm'

Answer 10

arent you funny...............not. loser