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The funniest answer wins...What's in Kevin Federline's Future?

Answer 1

He has a future???

Answer 2

Future? Who's Kevin Federline?

Answer 3

He's going to spend the money he has on expensive audio recording equipment and use it to make a song that sells 1000 copies. The song will be called "Shake that Wicked Bumpety Thang" and his mother will own 999 copies of it.

Then he'll write his memoirs to try and recover the money he lost in putting his studio together. The memoirs will be called "Kevin Federline: That's All I Can Think To Put So Far, Yo."

I also agree with previous poster who said he'll breakdance outside of 7-11. That was pretty hilarious. But I predict it'll be outside of the Circle K (he'll claim it's for Circle Kevin).

Answer 4

I think the very fact he is currently being filmed in a fast food setting should be a pretty compelling look into the future.
I heard that if he buckles down and REALLY studies he could be considered for the 3rd shift manager at BurgerMart. That is provided he really studies. Apparently this whole emptying the fryer, but let it cool first has resulted in him going multiple times to the emergency room.
Also, the time he was triple dog dared to put his face into the hot grease fryer didn't help his street creds as manager material.
Better hope for the outside chance that he can cash in on Britney's millions.

Answer 5

Kevin who?

ahh! Kevin Federline!!

well still Kevin youre talking bout!!

Answer 6

Kevins future consist of( knee pads and a bottle of Scope ) in hopes of getting a raise & promption at Micky D's, with plans of being the next Ronald McDonald.

Answer 7

Let's see, he's tried singing and he couldn't do that. He's tried being on 1 vs. 100 and he could get past question number 3. He's tried wrestling and he got his but kick. Oh, yea, he's tried smooching off of Britney Spears and he couldn't even do that right. So my guess would be that he will end up as a mop boy in a fast food resteraunt somewhere.

Answer 8

Wakeing up, one morring, She is drunk, she had decided she wanted to become a male. She got in a bra and undies, and went outside. She found Tinkerbell eating her own sh*it in the yard! She was sooooo mad, she picked up the dog and was so jelous that she took a BIG BITE and then walked away and said, WHAT A BREAKFAST THAT WAS, YUMM. So, she went in her box on weels, and started to carry herself by running, she was going fast and then he got tired. She wanted someone to pull it for her, so she picked up a hobo on the side of the road and he was going soooo fast that the hole box broke. He was on Paris's lap, and was draging her because he was still running. Paris was bleeding all over her legs and a*ss. Finnally, she got to doctor90210, and she asked him to make her a male. He said do you have any idea how much that is?? And Paris says hell, i dont care make it long enough to stick up mah a*ss! So he did, and paris was draging Balls and a D*ICK up the street! Funny?

Answer 9

He is going to be on "Big Brother" next year and have a season long affair with Flav! And then sue for custody of the kids.

Appologies to Flav. At least you have talent, and a half decent taste in women, guy.

Answer 10

It involves a big purple dildo all lubed up with 5 mexican pornstar midgets. And for some strange reason one of the midgets is dry humping a donkeys leg.

Oh crap where'd that chinese man come from?

Answer 11

whos kevin? and why care about his future, im sure its going down the drain into a brain where da fishes live

da evil drain where hooty and blowfish sleep with da fishes

If u watch Fairly Oddparents, u'll get this joke