2007-02-03 16:13:40 · 2 answers · asked by foreverquilting2003 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
1.If the earth loses it’s atmosphere…
Don’t waste your breath screaming
2. If it can eat through walls…
It can eat through you
3.Never swim alone at night…
Naked
8.Never go on an epic quest
With having an exit strategy
11.When building an army of super mutant soldiers…,
Don’t use the criminally insane
22 If you discover you can fly…
Don’t do it in commercial air space
28.If a fraternity requires a blood sacrifice…
Don’t pledge
29.Kids love dinosaurs
Unfortunately dinosaurs love kids too
32.If you engineer a super-virus…
Also engineer an unbreakable test tube
33.If you think your town has a werewolf problem….
Move
38. Massive doses of radiation…
Won’t give you super powers
If its feet are bigger than your house….
Don't hide in your house.
If you can see flesh in its teeth…
You are too close.
If its feet are bigger than you car…
Don't hide under your car.
If its teeth are bigger than it’s body…
Don’t pet it.
2007-02-03 16:15:26 · update #1
ALl RIGHT FOLKS....there is a set of survival tips running on the Sci Fi channel. I am not looking for made up ones. I want the ones that thave been aired. The ones without numbers, need numbers.
2007-02-03 16:30:22 · update #2
If someone yells "LOOK !" ...
don't stand up, DUCK
You don't have to run faster than the monster ...
you just have to be faster than the guy next to you
No matter how advanced an alien society they are ....
they may still fall for "OMG what is that behind you?"
2007-02-03 16:23:43 · answer #1 · answered by wizebloke 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. When you exhale, you are producing Co2, which plants make into oxygen. If there are plants, you may want to scream.
2.Stomach Acid
3.???
4. Press Your Luck Scandal
The rest: WHO CARES!
2007-02-04 00:25:33 · answer #2 · answered by Codster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋