Hpw many times have you been able to hear your parents/neighbors fornicate through the thin apartment walls?

Answer 1

I haven't been able to work out the sexuality of the woman next door. Months at a time pass when I can't hear a thing, then there will be what sounds like some kind of dominatrix type orgy going on. She is German, tall, and a bit scary.

Answer 2

I used to live in an apartment under this couple who would go at it every night like a washing machine on spin cycle. I got so tired of the loud squeaky bed banging against my ceiling that I would take a broom handle and knock on the ceiling with it when they would start. They were so loud that they would wake me up from a sound sleep. They finally got the message and tried to be quiter, but I could still hear them. They moved out a few months later. Whew!

Answer 3

ewww... I don't even want to think about it. But my ex-neighbors do it every saturday night but I ain't sure whether they are doing the real thing or watching some sleazy porn

Answer 4

The WORTHLESS are milling around. The PATHETIC are stumbling over each other. The HUMILIATED crouch in corners where the smell of PISS is strong. WE the FLOWERS OF CONFUSION hang their heads and wilt, as hope disappears over an horizon of concrete and blood.

Answer 5

for the past few days my neighbors 17 year old daughter her parents are at their other home so her boyfriend goes over her house every night at like 10:30pm

Answer 6

ohh it's awful! I get my walkman and pretend to not listen, but I hate when that happends it makes me all nervous, and I haven't counted the many times.

Answer 7

None - they're about 90 I don't think anythings going on

Answer 8

The worst part is when they come crashing through said thin apartment walls!

Like..............AWKWARD!

Answer 9

Parent never thank god - very Awkward - Neighbours who cares- start phoning them with you cell phone one minute into it.

Answer 10

eww