I am the best, why?
2007-02-03 14:51:44 · 17 answers · asked by No One 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Because its opposite day
2007-02-03 14:54:50 · answer #1 · answered by Barack The Boat!™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because You are no one, so you much be all. And all is everything and everyone. And everyone is the best at something. So by being not one you are the best?
2007-02-03 15:05:21 · answer #2 · answered by I 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know you are the best?
2007-02-03 14:53:56 · answer #3 · answered by Crappy Haircut Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
define the best, what are you the best at? there is a list of possibilities for this question. here are a few off the top of my head.
1. best masturbater
2. best at the circle jerk contest every saturday night at your buddies house
3.best looking
4. best at fashion: translation (you're gay)
5. best cook
6. best at sex(with a person)
7. best son or daughter
8. best cross dresser
9. best driver
10. best at belching in your band class
11. best farter in your chess club
12. best debater on your debate team
13. best at wasting my time with these pointless questions
14. best swimmer
15. best beer drinker
16. best at snowballing
17. best at tag team wrestling
18. best at video games
19. best hunter, always meat on your table
20. best at just being you
2007-02-03 15:00:05 · answer #4 · answered by smitty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because nobody likes you. You only exist in your own world, which would make the best by default.
2007-02-03 14:55:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm the best!
2007-02-03 14:54:29 · answer #6 · answered by Yahoo Con 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, didn't anyone tell you? you can't be the best because i'm the best, but second place isn't bad
2007-02-03 14:54:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a loser. I suppose this is where you get appriciation. Nobody says good things about you and so you come here looking for attention. Really get a life
2007-02-03 14:53:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you believe you are! Positive thinking is key.
2007-02-03 14:55:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We tell you that so you'll just sit there and smile all proud and stuff...and hopefully won't talk much more.
2007-02-03 14:56:30 · answer #10 · answered by Kris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋