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She keeps threatening to trade me in. Maybe I should beat her to the punch.

2007-02-03 14:44:18 · 16 answers · asked by zxdfmlp 3 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

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Depends what age bracket you are, I have heard many say that it would take 2 of the younger ones to equal one of the older ones.
So in answer to that she would have to have two husbands to equal you, and you would have to have two wives to equal her........perish the thought.


Hello......all you others out there
it's a joke. Just something that is said between spouses.

2007-02-03 14:48:37 · answer #1 · answered by older mum 2 · 0 0

It depends upon her mileage and general upkeep. Have you maintained her well? Is she kept inside or just left out on the street? Is there rust down below? Have you driven her hard? Too many sudden starts and stops? Do you warm her up thoroughly?

I would think long and hard before trading her in on a newer model. Yes, a younger wife will be shinier and need less body work, but think of the effort involved..... You have to get a wifefax report to see how many accidents she's been involved in and whether she is sound and reliable. At your age you should appreciate the reliability and roominess of your current wife. You know how she rides and her little eccentricities. You can shift her gears without a lot of thought and her interior is designed to suit you. You know how many people have driven her and how many times she's been around the block. So, I would recommend keeping your current model and giving her an update. Perhaps a new coat of paint and a thorough polishing will make her purr as good as new.

2007-02-03 14:58:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

It's all depend. The minute she's getting marry her value drop by at least 30%. Afterward it's depend on how well you maintain her and how much mileage she has. All those domestic disputes can put some dings on her which further erode her value.

2007-02-03 14:53:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Geez, I wonder how used I am at my age. Just getting over the hill, two kids.

If she trades you in, maybe you will get the better end of the deal.

2007-02-03 15:01:56 · answer #4 · answered by n9wff 6 · 0 0

im a used wife, you can have me for the price of a car and a couple months rent. there you have beat her to the punch.

2007-02-03 14:47:36 · answer #5 · answered by alexandria1_1999 5 · 1 0

Unfortunately you can't trade her in. At least not in this country. So I guess you'll just have to work it out & keep her. Sounds like empty threats to me. See a counsellor. And kiss & make up.

2007-02-03 14:48:39 · answer #6 · answered by Sandi Beach 4 · 1 1

You know what, screw all the counselling talk. If she really wants a divorce, just give it to her. Life is too short to be living uder the gun and unhappy.

Think about all that freebie puntang out there. Chicks these days!

2007-02-03 14:55:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Sometimes we need to grow-up and not let word attack us. Words are just letters of the alphabet, we should start worrying when it really happens and stop trying to hurt each other

2007-02-03 14:50:43 · answer #8 · answered by swty059p 1 · 0 1

HUH??? This is just messed up... What kind of a question is this... You both need marriage counseling big time. If you and her dont want to work on the marriage then just divorce and be done with it....

2007-02-03 14:48:48 · answer #9 · answered by Lady Hewitt 6 · 0 2

I guess it all depends on the wear and tear, not to mentions the mileage. I can only assume she has NOT been taken good care of.

OH YEAH, MY HUSBAND SAID THE BE SURE AND CHECK HER TEETH.

2007-02-03 14:48:10 · answer #10 · answered by lady_blu_iz 4 · 1 1

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